If you were invited to a table reading of the latest episode of "The Simpsons," you'd probably hesitate only long enough to scream "Woohoo!!" a few times. Not Prince William and Kate Middleton.
When Will and Kate's trip to Los Angeles was announced, the folks behind "The Simpsons" decided to extend the couple a royal invitation of their own. Not only that, they had the king of Springfield himself pen the missive. Unfortunately, the two are so busy with higher-end appointments they respectfully declined.
We're filing this one dually under "Royals: They're not like us, " and "Things we didn't realize should be on our bucket list." See Homer's letter to the newlyweds below.