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The 9 Most Meaningless Corporate Slogans

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In boardrooms across America, the best and the brightest corporate minds spend countless hours trying to come up with the perfect slogan for their corporations. In courtrooms across America, the best and the brightest lawyers earn countless dollars finding new ways to sue those corporations.

So, it's not surprising that so many companies choose their words very carefully when developing slogans, crafting the language to be vague and ambiguous enough that they can't possibly be sued for misleading advertising. On the plus side, no lawsuits; on the minus side, most of today's corporate slogans are complete meaningless gibberish

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