Don't get us wrong, we love it when the entire Internet loses its collective mind. But this planking thing is out of control. It seems like every few days someone has come up with a "new planking" when, frankly, we're not sure we were ever on board with the original. So in effort to catch up, and perhaps, get ahead, we've developed a list of likely candidates for the next, new planking. Move over coning, owling or whatever gerund is currently trying to steal the limelight. We think at least one of these verbs-turned-nouns has what it takes to inspire a truly bored out of its skull generation.