Couple Finds Jesus In Walmart Receipt (VIDEO)

It was bound to happen eventually.

Jesus has turned up in a lot of unlikely places: a water damage stain, a pancake, a single Cheeto. But when we heard this morning that a couple had seen his face in their Walmart receipt, we thought, "Yeah, that makes sense."

Apparently, the couple brought the receipt home and immediately threw it on the floor, like you do. A few days later they noticed the receipt had developed a dark stain on it in the shape of someone's face.

Now, we agree with our friends over at Dangerous Minds; if the stain looks like anyone, it's Harry Dean Stanton. But the owner's say that they are convinced the receipt bears the visage of their lord and savior.

Finally, spiritual and financial savings all in one place. Walmart really can do it all. Check out the local news report below and let us know what you think about all of these Jesus sitings.

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Via Dangerous Minds

Comments

[nhop]

04:17 AM on 07/25/2011

That is NOT Jesus; that is Mr Schwarz, my late neighbor, who was notorious for keeping receipts.

[Kneeanderthal]

01:01 AM on 07/25/2011

Could be the abolitionist John Brown, The Muzzy Formerly Known As Cat Stevens, Canadian Environmental Activist Raffi, Russell Brand. At least we know what these people actually looked like. As miracles go, this is not exactly on a par with the parting of the Red Sea.

[Q69]

02:38 AM on 07/24/2011

I say its Charles Manson. Or perhaps Abraham Lincoln. Maybe it's Muhammed. Or could be my Uncle Mike as well. Kinda looks like Bin Laden also. And it bears a striking resemblance to the crazy whino who stands out on MLK Blvd waving his arms at all the cars driving past. Perhaps its a mushroom cloud. I see the Bride of Frankenstein in there, too. The imagination of the human mind is a fascinating thing.

[Dan ODonnell]

09:29 AM on 07/23/2011

Look again... I see Bin Laden...LOL!

[Derek Pieper]

09:16 PM on 07/21/2011

It will henceforth be known as "The Receipt of Turin".

[Jeff Simoneaux]

08:19 PM on 07/21/2011

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[Jeff Simoneaux]

08:17 PM on 07/21/2011

Understand the world around us and that nothing absolutely nothing happens by chance read the new book by author Jeff Simoneaux titled THE TRUTH The Illumination of Conscience and get your own Illumination today understand that Scientific discovery has done nothing but reinforce all of the Gospel teachings graced to us through our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. go to the booksite now for your copy of this profound life changing book wwwthetruthbooksitedotcom

[Daniel McKinney]

08:10 PM on 07/21/2011

I'm not understanding what makes people think they know what Jesus really looked like?! Is it the pictures they have seen posted of him in their churches or in their house? That could look like so many people, if this was not really tampered w/ to get the face in the first place. It kinda looks like Charles Manson to me!

[Alonna Cole]

06:44 PM on 07/21/2011

No dice, Looks more like Mick Foley than my Lord and Savior.

[meritocracy]

11:23 AM on 07/20/2011

Looks like Charlie Manson to me.

[sweet choc kandy]

09:28 PM on 07/21/2011

Sorry.The image I have of my Lord and Savior.Doesn't look nothing like this photos.My daughter and I both said at the same time..That looks like Charles Manson...

[OnionHero]

10:52 PM on 07/19/2011

It's just Ted Nugent buying some buck-skin loincloths. Nothing to see here, folks...

[kwinter]

07:08 PM on 07/19/2011

Looks more like Jebus' 4th cousin, twice removed, on his mothers side ... Pete!

[aurora59]

06:55 PM on 07/19/2011

It would be particularly hilarious if it was a receipt for condoms.

[NYC619]

03:49 PM on 07/19/2011

How come no one ever finds images of Buddha or Krishna etc?

[Philip DeVon]

12:39 PM on 07/22/2011

because buddhists and hindu's aren't grasping for straws like most christians.

[xreid]

03:49 PM on 07/19/2011

God appeared to Moses as a burning bush, as a pillar of fire to the Iraelites, as an angel to Abraham etc.... and we get a Walmart receipt?

[sdterp]

02:04 AM on 07/21/2011

Nice observation. :D And don't forget Cheesus.
http://www.necn.com/Boston/Nation/Woman-claims-she-found-Cheesus-/1217357256.html
And the grilled cheese, and the coconut, and the cheese pizza...seems god is nuts for cheese.
http://grilledcheesejesus.com/wp/