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Penis Size vs. GDP Study: Does Male Organ Size Impact The Economy? (INTERACTIVE CHART)

The Huffington Post   First Posted: 07/20/11 02:03 PM ET   Updated: 09/19/11 06:12 AM ET

Could the answer to our economic problems be in every man's pants?

One researcher, Tatu Westling from the University of Helsinki, took a long, hard look at this issue.

In his research paper comparing average penile length (erect) and GDP growth, Westling introduces the "male organ hypothesis", which states that "penises carry economic significance".

In the abstract he writes, "The size of the male organ is found to have an inverse U-shaped relationship with the level of GDP in 1985. It can alone explain over 15% of the variation in GDP. The GDP maximizing size is around 13.5 centimetres [5.31 inches], and a collapse in economic development is identified as the size of male organ exceeds 16 centimetres [6.30 inches]."

The Huffington Post has reproduced Westling's chart of erect penis length (inches) vs per capita GDP (1985) below:

Westling also found, "Economic growth between 1960 and 1985 is negatively associated with the size of male organ, and it alone explains 20% of the variation in GDP growth."

He thinks it's "quite penetrating an argument" but the study doesn't seem to have that much girth to it.

"It started as a half-serious attempt, but frankly speaking I did not expect the correlations to be so robust as they turned out to be, Westling told the Global Post. "Hence the seriousness increased as the study proceeded, and I may submit it to an economics journal at some point. But seriousness does not imply that I believe in causality at this point.

Perhaps it's even mocking the sausage factory approach some academics take to research.

This study comes following a South Korean penis length study that indicated the ratio of a index figer to a ring finger on a man's right hand could determine penis length.

Need more information? Someone also created a map of penis sizes worldwide.

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10:49 AM on 07/22/2011
i'm sorry: "took a LONG, HARD look" —? They just couldn't write this article without a bad penis joke, could they?
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dante2810
personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts
10:16 AM on 07/22/2011
Hmmm Maybe we need to change the old saying to "Spend softly if you have a big stick"
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arochotech
Every man is guilty of all the good he didn't do.
06:29 AM on 07/22/2011
Wow, average penis sizes are associated with wealth...That explains alot
12:30 AM on 07/22/2011
So... the reason the U.S. is having problems is because of penis size? And looking from the chart, considering we aren't an African country (with the exception of Ethiopia), we are experiencing the lives of South Korean men? Fascinating. Hm... i believe there was a South Park episode quite related to this.
09:41 PM on 07/21/2011
Better not drop my shorts or I'll wreck the entire world economy ;D
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PatientZeroBeat
Dying since 1962
07:45 PM on 07/21/2011
It's peanut butter jelly time.
Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
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vesaversa1
Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.
04:21 PM on 07/21/2011
OMG ! I really needed a good laugh .
rlivingston10116
Argue not with the universe; it's a bad listene
03:07 PM on 07/21/2011
Great graphic! But, USA and Ethiopian appendages are within a quarter inch of each other and Americans make the most and the Ethiopians nearly the least.
09:58 AM on 07/21/2011
Nevermind. Didn't see that this was posted under the comedy section. Sorry to be so huffy!
09:54 AM on 07/21/2011
Um.....there's nothing close to a discernible pattern here.
08:24 AM on 07/21/2011
Hmmmm, could it be we need a penis length study of our politicians here? I do think it's a good idea. We might learn something and understand them better.
10:50 AM on 07/22/2011
i wish they would. you know obama's packin' heat, right?
07:12 AM on 07/21/2011
And how did this man gather his info - in brothels or rest stops around the world? Just asking....
11:17 AM on 07/21/2011
thats a great question, because if it were a survey of the men in question i would be certain they were fibbing about the size. i know i would..."oh me? at least 10"....yeah right :)
04:52 AM on 07/21/2011
As a huge fan of money, penises, and dancing bananas, I approve this message.
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GrownupStewie
04:27 AM on 07/21/2011
this just proves that asians have small wangs and africans have big wangs and whites are just in the middle like that bell curve shows
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Kache
Toodlum, wake up, I hear a prowler downstairs
01:31 AM on 07/21/2011
The little country of South Korea is an economic powerhouse. Average length - 3.8 in. Overcompensation?