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Jose Canseco's Twitter Gold: Former Baseball Slugger's Most Ridiculous Tweets

Huffington Post     First Posted: 07/22/11 03:37 PM ET   Updated: 09/21/11 06:12 AM ET

Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco isn't afraid to speak his mind...and he'll be the first person to tell you that.

Love him or hate him, Canseco is the closest thing we have to a real life Kenny Powers, and that's worth celebrating.

With this in mind, here is another edition of Jose Canseco's most ridiculous tweets.

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A broken heart is knd of like a broken bat you can use it again but it will never be the same
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Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco isn't afraid to speak his mind...and he'll be the first person to tell you that. Love him or hate him, Canseco is the closest thing we have to a real life Kenn...
Former baseball slugger Jose Canseco isn't afraid to speak his mind...and he'll be the first person to tell you that. Love him or hate him, Canseco is the closest thing we have to a real life Kenn...
 
 
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03:39 PM on 07/24/2011
I will always remember the time a baseball bounced off Jose's head and went over the wall for a home run.
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kareemachan
watashi ha tororu ga oroka da to omoi masu。
10:25 AM on 07/25/2011
That might help explain his tweets....
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bmwracer
In the LEFT lane.
02:14 PM on 07/24/2011
Canseco is ridiculous with or without Tweets.
04:47 PM on 07/28/2011
true, but everything he said about players juicing turned out to be accurate
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steph81
10:44 AM on 07/24/2011
Inbread: where butter goes.
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steph81
10:44 AM on 07/24/2011
I wonder if his idea for a reality show would be called Former Pro Athlete Bum Fights
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steph81
10:41 AM on 07/24/2011
I propose a new feature for twitter - Spell Checking.
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lmab
10:14 AM on 07/24/2011
Jose is clearly another example of genius being misunderstood. One hundred years from now, people will look back and say Jose Conseco was ahead of his time.....born TOO soon.

In fact, it's people like Jose that make America what it is today.
06:56 PM on 08/08/2011
I think the term you seek is idiot-savant. :-)
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11:03 PM on 07/23/2011
Canseco needs to stop thinking anyone cares, find himself a beautiful, sex-loving 35 year old. , get a decent 200K P.R. Job in Fla. somewhere........and disappear...This guy is beyond tedious.
02:59 PM on 07/23/2011
Jose U Da Man !!!
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02:20 AM on 07/23/2011
what is wrong with this guy? is this for real?
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Fmal DeHyde
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05:29 PM on 07/22/2011
I usually have a pretty good idea if my spelling is incorrect and I look it up before posting so I don't look like too much of an idiot.

Chandeleer? I feel embarrassed for him.
01:28 AM on 07/23/2011
It's better than "inbread".
02:54 PM on 07/23/2011
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02:13 PM on 07/23/2011
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04:49 PM on 07/22/2011
Jose visited my work in 2007 when I was a college freshman. He was a CREEP and it was before I even knew who he was. He asked how old I was and when I said "19" he replied with "old enough." A coworker at the time gave him my number (which I did not consent to) and he repeatedly called me that night to hang out with him and his buddies (all losers). I told him that I had class early in the morning and couldnt. I didn't answer his calls after that. He then left me a strung-out message about how I was playing games and he wasn't putting up with it anymore. He was on SOMETHING. My roommates and I had a good laugh, but this guy is a NUT! Not surprised to see that he's still at it. And by "at it" I mean on something!
airmikee99
I can has micro-bio?
09:35 PM on 07/22/2011
That message would be hilarious to hear now. Wish you would have saved it. :)
04:43 PM on 07/22/2011
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Cynical dreamer, sarcastic idealist...
04:09 PM on 07/22/2011
He spells 'inbred' as "inbread'?? Classic!
03:40 PM on 07/22/2011
No, it will say: Cheater
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Ainsaade
Covered in bees
03:38 PM on 07/22/2011
What a l00n!