07/24/2011 01:05 pm ET | Updated Sep 23, 2011

NBA Lockout Means New Jobs For Blake Griffin, Kevin Love, Adrian Peterson And Ron Artest (VIDEO)

Now that the NBA lockout is a reality, players are going to have a lot of free time on their hands. But they can only play XBox and film reality shows with Khloe Kardashian for so long before they get antsy and want to do something with themselves, you know? They're only human.

Luckily, jokester and LA Clipper Blake Griffin already has a plan in place: he's starting a totally-serious, definitely-not-fake handyman service with a bunch of his out-of-work NBA friends. They've even taken the time to film this Tim and Eric-style infomercial to tell you all about it.

The next time you're having trouble grabbing that hard-to-reach item, why not pick up the phone and call Kevin Love, Adrian Peterson or Ron Artest instead? They're bored.