Colbert Hoses Summer's Eve Talking Vagina Commercials (VIDEO)

There is so much going on in this clip from Monday's "Colbert Report," we're not sure where to begin.

Summer's Eve, maker of actual douches (not the kind you dated in college), has launched a new campaign called "Hail to the V," featuring a hand as a stand-in for a talking vagina. Yes, we just wrote the words "talking vagina" and it wasn't a slam on Tucker Max. The spokesperson for a national brand is a talking vagina. So, that's point one.

Point two, there isn't just one talking vagina, there is a whole host of ethnically diverse vaginas featured in different videos. Because, lord knows, when we're speaking with a vagina hand puppet we simply can't relate unless its skin color matches ours.

Point three, Colbert is as creeped out by this whole campaign as we are. After presenting a few of the clips to a stunned audience, he then unveiled his response, featuring, you guessed it, a talking hand-puppet penis that wants to sell you d**k scrub.

There's nothing more to say; just check it out.

WATCH:

International viewers can watch the clip at Colbert Nation.

Comments

[RButler]

09:39 AM on 07/28/2011

Years ago, SNL did a mock commercial with a father advising his young son on 'male freshness'.

[RButler]

09:34 AM on 07/28/2011

I clean my 'jewels' by soaking them in vodka like all fine jewelry. It has to be Grey Goose.

[RButler]

09:30 AM on 07/28/2011

When I saw this I immediately called my 88 year Dad to make sure he saw the rerun the next day. Whenever I think Colbert can't get any better, he shows me. I love how he does most of his material 'straight' without laughing himself like some lesser (Dennis Miller) comedians.

[Ramon Moreno]

03:40 PM on 07/28/2011

When he does crack himself up, it's like Harvey Korman - it's just a reflection on how funny the material is.

[Tim Moore]

11:09 PM on 07/27/2011

I think you can buy that d*ck scrub at BB & B...

[Josh RageLyfe]

10:02 PM on 07/27/2011

Shit, someone has put out the biggest Mad Men Season 5 spoiler ever!

[vaughan]

08:09 PM on 07/27/2011

Hilarious!

[TheIpsoFactory]

07:54 PM on 07/27/2011

Hulu...? Shut up.
oh crikey, it just did...
was that me..?

[John Shaw]

02:45 PM on 07/27/2011

Any other group of people would be ashamed into pulling the ad, but that's probably giving too much credit...

[Jesterband]

02:02 PM on 07/27/2011

Aww, now I'll never be able to steal my grand daughter's nose again. After watching this video I made the standard "I got your nose" thumb between index and middle finger configuration. When I turned my hand to look "top down" on my fist (?) I discovered an even more "anatomically correct" V. The man in the boat was there.

[x 2day]

01:35 PM on 07/27/2011

would've been funny to have a second commercial feature a black man's hand.... with an ENORMOUS finger XD

[Jim Fourniadis]

01:33 PM on 07/27/2011

Unnecessary.

[rbailey67]

01:05 PM on 07/27/2011

HILARIOUS!!! I mean really HILARIOUS!!!

[Cali4BHO]

12:25 PM on 07/27/2011

They must fire their advertising agency TODAY!

[filiusj]

11:51 AM on 07/27/2011

We should believe these thumbginas because they appear to be experienced. I did not see one thymen on any of them.

[Gigity]

11:33 AM on 07/27/2011

For us guys feeling left out, here's a lil' sumptin for us:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPwhMoQBg_8

[SimianNation]

12:45 PM on 07/27/2011

I was wondering the best way to clean my dirty balls. Now I know. Thanks!

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