It seems like everyone is mad at Netflix these days for perpetrating what Jason Alexander termed "literally the worst thing that has ever happened to white people." Some customers are even reporting receiving rude letters from Netflix in the wake of the changes.
With all this umbrage, you'd think Netflix was the first company in the history of the entertainment industry to raise its prices. In fact, the outrage this incident has inspired might lead you to believe that in addition to raising fees, Netflix has grown so disgusted with its own customer base that it is actively trying to destroy it.
In light of all this, we thought it would be a good idea to create some fake Netflix letters to customers, that are more in line with the public perception of the company. You're welcome.