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Unfollow: The Worst Celebrity Tweeters

  First Posted: 08/03/11 05:27 PM ET   Updated: 10/03/11 06:12 AM ET

We all the know the situation far too well. Excited to be given the key to the inner psyche of our favorite celebrities we casually click 'Follow,' not knowing that the simple action could have the most catastrophic affect on our love for the perfectly coifed and expertly buffed few.

They may say all the right things on the big screen, have expert comedic timing on the small screen or belt out lyrics on-stage that make us want to melt, but when it comes to speaking their minds in 140 characters or less, these celebs just don't cut it.

THE OFFENDERS:

@KimKardashian Come out with yet another frangrance, and we'll buy it. Mention your butt just once in an interview, and we'll have a viral video on our hands. But Kim, sweet, sweet Kim, if you could keep the intimate details of your sleep cycle -- every awakening, every yawn, every fluttering eyelid -- to yourself, we'd greatly appreciate it. If we sign on to see that you've tweeted, "Rise & Grind" one more time, we may have to do the unthinkable and click 'Unfollow.'

@danecook We get it, you're funny. But when it comes to your bodily functions or keen sense of smell, some things are better kept to yourself. We thank you in advance for your cooperation.

@iamdiddy Dear Diddy, if you use one more self-aggrandizing exclamation, we might just have to put our index fingers to work and show you the door by giving you the good ol' Twitter so long.

@Sn00ki Meatball Snooki has finally found her perfect guidette loving, fist-pumping, juicehead boyfriend -- and she won't let us forget it!

@katyperry Don't be that girl! From every snack to sip, for Katy Perry, no ingested particle is too small to tweet about. Pass!

@jason_mraz Somebody give this happy man a splinter! We get it, you're brimming with endorphins, but enough with the bubbly bumblings already!

@lindsaylohan You know things are tough when you're hocking muffin baskets and Escalades -- stay strong sister. But in the meantime, we're going to put your handle on hiatus.

@ScottDisick This guy wouldn't know a hard day's work if it bit him in his custom made, Italian suit-covered bum. Disick's #ChampagneProblems have him at the receiving end of a kick from our non-designer boots.

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