When someone brings up "Jersey Shore," the last thing they might associate with it is any sort of palatable item meant for consumption. On last night's "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," Fallon confirmed our suspicions are correct, by introducing Jersey Shore Bottled Water.
Fallon, in character as Pauly D, pitches the bottled water in such a way that only a fan of "Jersey Shore" might find appealing. We don't want to ruin the surprise of what exactly is found in Jersey Shore Bottled Water, but... use your imagination. If it's a liquid found anywhere in "Jersey Shore" (sorry), it's probably in there.