"America's most inspiring series returns," the voiceover announces, on one of five over-the-top parodies introducing us to the new season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
These teasers take on the style of Hallmark movies, with warm colors, inspirational music and lots of jumping around in piles of foliage.
Each character shines in his/her own promo -- we're treated to touching moments with Dennis, saying "I love you" to the screen with zero context, Dee facing rejection and then befriending a dog, Charlie as a mentally stunted child, and a fat Mac. We're just disappointed Frank didn't get one.
Season 7 of "It's Always Sunny" premieres Sept. 15 on FX.
WATCH the promos: