08/19/2011 10:12 am ET | Updated Oct 19, 2011

Divine Rags Commercial Is For Fascinating Eyes Only (VIDEO)

Every once in a while a really, truly, awesomely bad local commercial makes the rounds online, and our lives are better for it. This time it's an ad for Divine Rags, a Memphis clothing store exclusively for fascinating ladies.

Ignore the fact that this looks like it was filmed on a porn set and enjoy the nonsensical dialogue coming from the store's, um, eccentric owner as he mingles with women in faux snake skin dresses. It's truly ridiculous.

And as the title of the YouTube video suggest, there are allusions to that Direct TV commercial with the mini giraffe. Except this guy's got a Schnauzer.

Yeah, we told you it was good.


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