13 Funniest Kim Kardashian Wedding Tweets

Sadly, the Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries wedding is probably the closest thing to a royal wedding us Americans have. So cheers to the happy couple! And now in honor of them, and with the utmost respect, here are our favorite snarky tweets from people who wondered -- like us -- what all the fuss was about.

1 of 13

Seth MacFarlane

1 of 14

First Slide

Previous Slide

@SethMacFarlane
Seth MacFarlane

The booming voice of James Earl Jones announcing \"This is CNN\" followed by coverage of Kim Kardashian\'s wedding is America in decline.

Less Ambitious Novels: Twitter Users Dumb Down The Classics (TWEETS)

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On Right Now (PICTURES)

CAPTION THIS: President Obama's Heisman Pose (PHOTO)

gadgets/slideshows/203968/slide_203968_599374_small.jpg

Feline Alarm Clock: Boo The Cat Turns Door Stop Into Wake Up Call (VIDEO)

13 Amazing/Delicious Ice Cream Sculptures (PHOTOS)

gadgets/slideshows/220319/slide_220319_866021_small.jpg

Babies Vs. Birthday Cakes (VIDEO)

comments(35)

Total comments: 35 | Post a Comment

1 of 14

Rate This Tweet

Rank #2  |  Average: 4

• 
  1
• 
  2
• 
  3
• 
  4
• 
  5
• 
  6
• 
  7
• 
  8
• 
  9
• 
  10

Top 5 Tweets

loading...

Top 5 Tweets

UserName

 | Become a fan

Picked These as the Top 5 Slides in the Slideshow

loading...

Top User Slides

← Prev|Next →

 | Become a fan

Picked These as the Top 5 Slides in the Slideshow

loading...

Users who voted on this slide

← Prev|Next →

loading...

For more good taste, check this out:

Comments

[hahnederf]

11:32 PM on 10/09/2011

In pics showing the happy couple walking side by side, he looks like he's walking a little dog!

[Holypat777]

09:16 AM on 08/23/2011

Out of all the other porn stars, why her???? She's hideous!!!!!

[DaniFoxy]

09:12 AM on 08/23/2011

OK, did I miss something? What is meant by the pee on her comments? Did someone pee on her in the sex video? The only part I saw was her sucking on what appeared to be a massive tootsie roll.

[UserNameJane]

09:47 AM on 08/23/2011

Yes Ray J, or whatever his name is did pee on her in the zex vid they made.

[DaniFoxy]

09:55 AM on 08/23/2011

OMG that's disgusting!!! I have even less respect for her now... gross.

[Wanjiru]

08:18 PM on 08/24/2011

I didn't know that! Looks like Ray J. and R. Kelly went to the same school.
.

[4more]

11:02 PM on 08/22/2011

I didn't think I could think less of this family....then I went ahead and looked at this video clip.....and realized is was wrong.

[tulips1]

08:02 PM on 08/22/2011

UUUUGGGGHHHHH - Freakin' enough already! Shut the F up with this family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr Anonymous]

07:54 PM on 08/22/2011

Don't take this the wrong way, but It sounds kinda bad. Why is it that she got with every black guy on the planet, and then when she finally settles down she marries a white guy?

[veritas88]

10:34 PM on 08/23/2011

Apparently he's half black.

[Wanjiru]

08:22 PM on 08/24/2011

Well, she really wanted to get married to Reggie Bush, but - apparently - he didn't.
Don't even ask ... I'm already sick of myself for knowing this!
.

[Mr Anonymous]

09:03 PM on 08/24/2011

I feel the same way about knowing as much as I do about the K family. I don't really want to, but sometimes its hard not to hear random clips about them on tv or see them on the front of various magazines at the grocery store.

[deckerfam]

05:43 PM on 08/22/2011

"closest thing to a Royal wedding that we have".....What an idiotic comment!

[tod47]

10:36 PM on 08/22/2011

no its not
cause over here random celebrity stuff is KING
plenty of people rather watch jersey shore then hear a presidential speech
obama is on??? forget that snookie just got punched in the face bro
sad but true

[goldbry]

10:55 PM on 08/22/2011

Depends on what you add after "Royal." Do you add "pain in the a-s?" Do you add "ly obscene waste of money?"

[themikewhite]

05:04 PM on 08/22/2011

plenty down the feed @themikewhite #shamelessplug

[Melissa McClure]

04:05 PM on 08/22/2011

The Culture of Narcissism- Christopher Lasch. Read it now.

[cleojones]

03:44 PM on 08/22/2011

What would be funny if we did not have to hear about Kim and her high-jinks for a little while.. enough already....

[makebofapay]

02:55 PM on 08/22/2011

I am appalled by this family. I am appalled that the only thing they think about is what they look like. It's sick. I am appalled that I even read this tripe. I guess I read it to see if it was as purely superficial as I thought it would be. It was. I wish the media would stop printing anything about them at all.

[onnozol]

02:36 PM on 08/22/2011

Bettie White.

[OhManOhMan]

02:36 PM on 08/22/2011

$10 millions for a wedding that will last less than 14 months

sucka

[goldbry]

10:55 PM on 08/22/2011

They're making wayyyy more than that on all the tv rights.

[Angel111111]

05:39 PM on 08/23/2011

They didn't pay for it. It was 20 million and E! network, whom signed her, picked up the tab. E! will just write it off as a tax write off. They will find sponsors, and make money off this wedding. It's a business. That's show business. It's everyday people who support the sponsors who actually are paying for this wedding. And Kim K gets 75 grand per episode. So it's safe to say E! network is paying her 75 grand for that episode in addition to one million for exclusive pictures of her wedding. Now if you were Kim, and E! network offered to pay you that kind of money and pick up the tab on your wedding, unless you are mentally challenged, you'd go for it, too. This is show business. I worked in the entertainment industry for a long time. I know how it works.

[darth geekboy]

01:55 PM on 08/22/2011

i'm so glad the tea-baggers are making sure that we lowly middle-class taxpayers are the ones who get to pay down the deficit, even as they cut all those pesky social programs that help the poor and unemployed, while HER kind gets their much needed tax breaks to hold these......what was it, $30 Million.....one day flip-offs by the super rich to us lowly peons.

it's such a sweet and touching story.

[ras121s]

02:47 PM on 08/22/2011

I've never seen her sex tape, but according to those who have, she is a "pee-on", too.

[goldbry]

10:56 PM on 08/22/2011

But didn't you know she's a "jobs maker?"

[ebanks84]

12:41 PM on 08/22/2011

This individual is such a waste of people's time and energy. Is that why you keep her page front HP, just to give the peons more "nothing" to do?

[DandaPanda]

04:04 PM on 08/22/2011

she has nice eyebrows and pretty hair and it is my fervent hope that the ungroomed masses will follow her heed.

[ebanks84]

04:23 PM on 08/22/2011

For what reason may I ask?