You can always count on David Letterman to provide at topical top 10 list for whatever comes up -- including Tuesday's record East coast earthquake.
Letterman took a break from talking about his recent terrorist threat and divulged the top 10 things overheard during the rumbles (some people) felt in New York City. Hear them all below, and for more check out the funniest earthquake tweets!
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