Drunk Airplane Passenger Performs In-Flight Erotic Dance

A London-bound bmi flight was forced to return to Moscow Friday after a female passenger started performing a provocative one-woman show.

Fifteen minutes into the morning flight from Domodedovo Airport, cabin crew noticed a "woman was acting strangely and disturbing other passengers," reports The Moscow Times.

The drunk, 39-year-old woman from the Republic of Tatarstan in Russia was "in a state of insobriety, inconveniencing the passengers, taking off their glasses and dancing erotic dances," a spokesman for transport police was quoted as saying by Agence France Presse.

Shortly thereafter, the plane returned to Domodedovo and the woman was taken to a local hospital for a medical examination. An interior ministry spokesman speculated that the woman was fine; maybe just a bit too drunk.

At least she didn't relieve herself on her fellow passengers like one JetBlue passenger did earlier this month, or threaten to stab an airline staff member like one British Airways passenger did.

Comments

[tennisguy]

03:30 PM on 10/17/2011

She should be given a break. After all, she did generate a lot of conversation for the other travelers.

[justme2005]

09:48 AM on 10/15/2011

Buckle up its gonna be a bumpy ride...

[TedEjr]

04:03 PM on 09/05/2011

From the article---Shortly thereafter, the plane returned to Domodedovo and the woman was taken to a local hospital for a medical examination. An interior ministry spokesman speculated that the woman was fine; maybe just a bit too drunk.(END)

I can JUST picture the examination. A thorough physical, no doubt.

And, define FINE.

;-)

[hangdogit]

10:23 PM on 08/29/2011

If airlines could make money by doing it, they'd make erotic dancing a mandatory skill for all female flight attendants -- maybe test marketing it on flights to, say, Las Vegas to attract more party animals. And why not? They already charge for pillows and blankets -- and pretty soon, restroom use.

Ladies (and Gentlemen): This comment is not intended as sexist -- just a whack at endless corporate greed. (I know, if you have to explain a joke...)

[TedEjr]

04:06 PM on 09/05/2011

Whatcha mean pretty soon restroom use? Some already do.

[mangrovemama2002]

05:40 PM on 08/29/2011

Where is the problem?

Sounds like a little fun to break up the monotony of mass transportation.

[Mr Anonymous]

11:21 PM on 08/30/2011

It just goes to show the state of the world these days. You have a women dancing erotically in front of you and are too inconvienced because of other things, probably work.

[TedEjr]

04:04 PM on 09/05/2011

Someone was upset because his tray would not go into the upright position?

[tennisguy]

03:31 PM on 10/17/2011

If it were U. S. Airlines involved, it would have tacked on an extra charge to each passenger.

[Max Shaw]

03:19 PM on 08/29/2011

Oh come on! If she was good lookin I wouldve fine with it. Beats watching 'Must Love Dogs'..

[tulips1]

03:12 PM on 08/29/2011

And of course, a MORNING flight and she's already drunk before noon. Of course.

[Danny22tree]

07:39 PM on 08/29/2011

spam

[lilipilicious]

02:41 PM on 08/29/2011

eeewww.

[Seaworthy1]

02:35 PM on 08/29/2011

This story is Rediculust :-)

[Smurfaveli]

02:33 PM on 08/29/2011

The highlight of my flights is if the person sitting next to me doesn't have body odor.

[greatalaska]

03:20 PM on 08/29/2011

Just came in from Nome, Ak. after being at a camp for nearly a week. Didn't even like setting with myself. LOL.

[BobMorrison]

02:23 PM on 08/29/2011

I don't know why the plain was returned to the airport. She had an urge to dance the famous dance of the Chinese populace against British Imperialism which was last danced in 1934. A great opportunity was given here and the Russian authorities simply cot carried away with themselves.

This is a sad commentary.

[mataylor16]

02:19 PM on 08/29/2011

Great. The next reality tv show concept.

[Davis56]

02:09 PM on 08/29/2011

Why is it whenever I fly I get stuck next to the screaming baby. Just once could I get a pole dance?

[JustinP213]

02:15 PM on 08/29/2011

Haha.

[lilipilicious]

02:45 PM on 08/29/2011

i hate that too. they are full of nasty germs and scream for no reason. When they are at the precious age of 4 or 5 all they do is kick and scream and their parents most of them time dont say anything.

[CrossingTheLD]

02:01 PM on 08/29/2011

It's always humorous when women expect to be taken seriously.

[Cruel Justice Awaits]

08:29 AM on 09/01/2011

Its even funnier when men expect women to care.