08/28/2011 12:05 pm ET Updated Oct 28, 2011

'To All The Fine Girls In Zone A' Makes Modest Hurricane Irene Proposal (VIDEO)

The hurricane may have already rolled through New York City with little fanfare, but with transit down and some modest flooding in the Zone A areas, there may still be one or two attractive women currently without a fun place to stay. Enter Geoffrey: a guy who has a stocked fridge, board games and clean towels.

The video was posted Saturday night, so we reached out to Geoffrey Sunday morning to see if he had any takers as of yet. "Unfortunately, nobody stopped by," he told us. "But as a general policy my doors are always open to fine, single ladies from every zone."

Meet y'all there!


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