08/28/2011 03:00 pm ET | Updated Oct 28, 2011

Wal-Mart Watermelons Need More Quality Control (PHOTO)

Guys, our picnic is set! Wal-Mart was selling bags of Watermelons! I'm talking seedless, y'all! And not for nothing, but all those trips to the gym have really been paying off because I carried two bags of 12 watermelons each at one time! Why are you looking at me like that?

Via MisterMatt at BuzzFeed