COMEDY
08/29/2011 02:19 pm ET | Updated Oct 29, 2011

Oyster Bar's Hurricane Operating Hours (PHOTO)

Oh, hello, Hurricane Irene. What's that? You want us to close in anticipation of you? Well, perhaps you're not aware of how we do things out here on the streets... the oyster streets. First of all, we don't give a sh*t. Second of all, we still don't give a sh*t.

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Want to know where oysters come from? Sure you do!