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TSA Catches Woman Smuggling Bird At LAX, Man With Snakes In Pants (PHOTO)

First Posted: 08/30/11 09:25 AM ET Updated: 10/30/11 06:12 AM ET

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TSA agents at Los Angeles International Airport discovered two birds while patting down a passenger planning to board a China-bound flight last week, a day before a man attempted to board a Miami flight with snakes in his pants. The woman had taped one bird to her chest and another to her leg.

According to a release from the TSA, the woman was arrested by Fish and Wildlife Service officers and charged with smuggling goods and the exportation of an endangered species.

The woman had encased the birds, small parrots, in two tube socks, which she had then taped shut. After the officers released the justifiably angry birds from cotton bondage, they seemed to be in reasonably good health.


A small bird that was found taped to a passengers’ leg is wrapped in a sock and tape. The bird was discovered by TSA officers at LAX Wednesday night.

The bird incident was one of two bizarre animal smuggling incidents that took place last week according to Nico Melendez, a public affairs officer for the TSA. On Thursday, a passenger attempting to climb aboard a flight out of Miami International Airport with snakes and turtles beneath his clothing.

The man was caught when he walked through an Advanced Imaging Technology screening machine and, presumably, blew the minds of the people watching the machine’s output.

These incidents are by no means the first attempts made by passengers to smuggle animals on board, but the crime is typically more closely associated with airports in the developing world, where animal traffickers are trying to get exotic animals out so they can be sold at a premium as pets.

The prime example of this phenomenon had to be in late March of this year when two men attempted to board a Jakarta to Dubai flight with 40 pythons they later said they had planned to sell to collectors.

No word yet on the motivations behind last week's bird and snake smuggling.

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TSA agents at Los Angeles International Airport discovered two birds while patting down a passenger planning to board a China-bound flight last week, a day before a man attempted to board a Miami flig...
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Carmen Slade
5150 Or Fight!
05:20 PM on 09/06/2011
The yellow parrot in the picture is a Golden Conure. They're still rare in aviculture, and the bird store I worked for twenty years ago was selling them for $2000 each.
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Cory Jack
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08:06 PM on 09/04/2011
Too many easy jokes with the hiding a snake in the pants thing. lol
11:01 AM on 09/01/2011
Is that a snake in your...? Nevermind...
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threnodymarch
Art is long, life is short.
11:25 AM on 08/31/2011
This is really depressing for the animals. But it's a harsh truth to face: as long as people want these pets; as long as there is a market, this kind of thing will continue to happen.
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EmilyRose 85
A green city on a blue lake.
10:55 PM on 08/30/2011
The craziness of the plot made me laugh, but it makes me sad to think of the animals smuggled with such disregard for their well-being into likely inadequate environments, the ecosystems from which they are poached, and the ecosystems they threaten to invade. I applaud the TSA agents' detection -- the illegal pet trade really is a threat.
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lhanderson86
08:06 PM on 08/30/2011
Snakes on a Plane, anyone? Anyone?
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lhanderson86
08:05 PM on 08/30/2011
"What?! How did those get there? I assure, Mr. TSA Officer, I have no idea how those got there!"
05:58 PM on 08/30/2011
The media reports these TSA pseudo-successes but ignores real stories that expose TSA for the abusive and ineffective agency that it has become.

On Saturday, the Elko Daily News reported that a TSA agent in Nevada was arrested on six counts of child molestation making this the seventh TSA agent arrested for a sex crime this year.

"The Elko County Sheriff’s Office was notified in July of possible sexual contact between David Ralph Anderson, 61, and a girl younger than 14. Anderson allegedly taught the victim about various sexual acts and had sexual contact in the form of touching each other’s genitals. Anderson, who is a TSA employee according to Elko County Jail records, is being held on $250,000 bail."

Since December forty-four screeners have been arrested or convicted of crimes including rape, child pornography, theft and drug trafficking.

Where is the story on those?
04:41 PM on 08/30/2011
Isn't it about time for the bleeding heart libs to start screaming something about animal cruelty by the TSA???
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lhanderson86
08:06 PM on 08/30/2011
Would you want to be sitting next to someone with birds strapped to their body for 12 hours?
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lhanderson86
08:08 PM on 08/30/2011
Sorry, I posted this in the wrong place.
03:50 PM on 08/30/2011
And we wonder why the Florida Everglades are overrun with pythons.
03:35 PM on 08/30/2011
Finally something good the TSA has done. I was getting tired of hearing about them feeling up little boys and girls. Save the birds and the snakes!
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flxdcatbruce
La de da de de, La de da de da
01:40 PM on 08/30/2011
What? No cruelty to animals charge? Unbelievable what people will do all in the name of greed!
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Gary Hooks
01:26 PM on 08/30/2011
It's hard to get good carry out anywhere...anymore..
01:19 PM on 08/30/2011
Is that a zoo in your pants.................?? Or you just happy to see me??
Truwriter
Keep the oatmeal I am a Moderate Dem
02:00 PM on 08/30/2011
liked that...funny.
02:30 PM on 08/30/2011
HeHe. The proverbial 'trouser snake'.