Celebrities Picking Up Their Dogs' Poop (PHOTOS)

They may be furry, slobbering animals, but in many ways, dogs are wildly humanizing.

While celebrities hold sway over the star-struck public, rendering them deferential and sometimes even speechless upon chance encounters, dogs' colorblindness extends to fame. A dog does not care how many films someone has made, how many awards they've won or who they're sleeping with; a four legged friend just wants some food, water, and love. And two walks a day, for reasons above and beyond exercise.

No matter what a dog's owner does for a living, whether it comes with a million dollar paycheck or the minimum wage, the law requires that they pick up post-relief. Or, scoop their dog's poop. And so it goes, a paparazzo's delight, borne out in the photos below.

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[ProudMilVet]

11:52 PM on 09/08/2011

My Dogs poop is more important

[ProudMilVet]

11:50 PM on 09/08/2011

You mean they don't hire anyone else to do it ?

[kddlawzoo]

08:53 PM on 09/07/2011

I just picked up pooh and I am sure someone took my picture. Some people have waaaayyyy to much time on their hands!

[Takae]

09:36 AM on 09/02/2011

Most of them are British. What's the deal with that?

[Stephen Thorpe]

05:40 PM on 09/01/2011

They can't even pick up their doggie poopies in peace!

[riverkwai1]

05:14 PM on 09/01/2011

I would like to thank Andrew Breitbart for providing the link to this story under the title "the perfect HuffPo story".

[lawyersgunsandmoney]

04:30 PM on 09/01/2011

you may be a beggar,
you may be a king,
but you're gonna have to
serve somebody.

-bob dylan

p.s. words to that effect, if not that affect.

[Daniel Wyant]

02:51 PM on 09/01/2011

Pretty much epitomizes what I think of HuffingtonPost.....

[IndyGuy]

04:14 PM on 09/01/2011

Then why are you still reading it?

[Daniel Wyant]

01:29 AM on 09/02/2011

Rarely, for this reason....

[wanglog]

02:19 PM on 09/01/2011

story of the decade! at the same time, good for them! i'm sure mariah and jlo have hired someone to do that for them.

[pahammer]

02:13 PM on 09/01/2011

It would be a story if you had pics of celebrities NOT picking up after their dogs.

[j hawkins]

01:59 PM on 09/01/2011

Who gives a crap !!

[triplettam]

01:34 PM on 09/01/2011

I was going to say something, but everybody below pretty much said it all. Come on you guys; I know you often just reprint stuff from other sources but . . . this is tacky. And I'm being polite.

[DrucillaBee]

01:23 PM on 09/01/2011

This story is ridiculous based on the fact that EVERYONE should pick up after their dogs. Also, can someone please explain why this topic is moderated?

[Nic the wonder puppy]

11:38 AM on 09/01/2011

So who is smarter?

[ethiopia1a]

11:27 AM on 09/01/2011

The world is imploding and the best news you can come up with is this?

[Seaglass]

01:28 PM on 09/01/2011

I was all set to agree with you until I saw the pic of Catherine Zeta-Jones and burst out laughing--it was comically awesome. 'Do notice me. But not too much.'