Sure you can come into my store. No problem.
Oh, but before you do, you should probably know that I'm lactose intolerant. Not that it matters, but I found out when I was seven and ever since then I've been pretty wary of being in the same room as the stuff.
Oh and dogs. Dogs make me feel uncomfortable. I have this neighbor and he has Golden Retriever, and every time they... What we're trying to say here is that a simple "No Kids, Please" would've been sufficient. Right?
It would've made the point.
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