08/31/2011 06:07 pm ET | Updated Oct 31, 2011

Shopkeeper Has A Problem With Kids (PICTURE)

Sure you can come into my store. No problem.

Oh, but before you do, you should probably know that I'm lactose intolerant. Not that it matters, but I found out when I was seven and ever since then I've been pretty wary of being in the same room as the stuff.

Oh and dogs. Dogs make me feel uncomfortable. I have this neighbor and he has Golden Retriever, and every time they... What we're trying to say here is that a simple "No Kids, Please" would've been sufficient. Right?

It would've made the point.