We know finding out you're adopted is never easy, but that's no reason to be destructive. We're sure your family loves you very much.
And we haven't seen the pictures of the wreckage yet, but from what we hear-- oh. Oh wait.
That's actually pretty funny, dog. You have a pretty heightened sense of irony for a pet.
Nevermind. Chew away, buddy.
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