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The 2012 Speculatron Weekly Roundup For Sept. 2, 2011

First Posted: 09/02/11 08:19 PM ET   Updated: 11/02/11 06:12 AM ET

It's been less than three weeks since the Ames Straw Poll, and the narrative of this still-young campaign season is flush with Rick Perry triumphalism. He's blown up the field, established early beachheads and kept his high numbers consistent and persistent. Perry has started stealing Mitt Romney's lunch money, and in one poll (STANDARD CAVEAT: National head-to-heads aren't all that predictive in September before the primaries begin and give more of an indication of near-term media narrative futures than long-term electoral results), Perry managed to top President Barack Obama for the first time.

Oh, and we're not mucking about when we say that poll numbers like that affect the near-term media narrative. Here's what near-term media narrative-mongers at Politico have done just this week with Rick Perry:

In his two weeks as a presidential candidate, Rick Perry has done something that neither Barack Obama nor Mitt Romney could do: wake up the left.

Perry panic has spread from the conference rooms of Washington, D.C., to the coffee shops of Brooklyn, with the realization that the conservative Texan could conceivably become the 45th president of the United States, a wave of alarm centering around Perry’s drawling, small-town affect and stands on core cultural issues such as women’s rights, gun control, the death penalty, and the separation of church and state.

Now, naturally, you should read "from the conference rooms of Washington, D.C., to the coffee shops of Brooklyn" and think, "LOL, Christ, that's maybe the dumbest sentence I've ever read." But here's D.C.'s Ezra Klein and the Brooklyn-adjacent Daily Intel crew saying, "Those guys have a point." And here is Planned Parenthood's Cecile Richards (daugher of Ann) basically fulfilling the original hypothesis.

And the new narrative tropes haven't just agitated the left. A day earlier, Jonathan Martin's piece, "Is Rick Perry dumb?" was getting the right's knickers in a twist as well. For example, it led Jim Geraghty to to file this litany of musings/complaints under the banner, "Is Media Coverage of Rick Perry Dumb?"

Well, we're not sure that any of this bothers Rick Perry at all. People are talking about him. He's a sensation, and it's taken very little effort. What's to worry about.

On the flip side of Perry's effortless ability to garner attention, let's consider the plights of Gary Johnson, Fred Karger, Thaddeus McCotter and Buddy Roemer. These are your Frozen-Out Foursome, caught in the Catch-22 of debate rules and regulations. See, these guys really need to get some name recognition and a spot in a public forum in order to boost their polling numbers. But the best means of doing so is participating in a GOP debate, and the barrier the Foursome keep hitting is that they haven't gotten their polling numbers high enough to be invited onstage. But a debate could solve everything.

Last week, Roemer's campaign manager sent out a scathing email, throwing hellfire and damnation on the whole debate cartel and its "bullshit rules." This week, CNN announced that the polling criteria for its upcoming debate was even more pick-and-choosey than previous guidelines -- allowing debate organizers to save the name brands who've cratered in the polls of late, without having to extend the courtesy to the Foursome, whom voters nationwide haven't had a chance to evaluate yet (and who occasionally aren't even named in the polls in which they need to do well).

Well, those two events seemed to have set all four of these candidates complaining anew, with Johnson claiming conspiracy, Karger crowing about the FEC's decision to investigate his exclusion from the Fox debate and McCotter complaining about getting shut out of the forthcoming NBC News debate. Will the Frozen-Out Foursome's complaining get them an invite? Or do they risk becoming known as candidates who are all about complaining about debates? We're going to find out soon enough.

Beyond the saga of the haves and have-nots, the week was not bereft of interesting moments. Michele Bachmann told a joke about God that few found funny. Ron Paul called for the end of a government agency at a moment few found timely. Some wag predicted a "shoo-in" Obama victory according to a model few found plausible. Jon Huntsman talked jobs, Mitt Romney switched gears, and is Newt Gingrich poised for a comeback? (No. No, he is not.) For all of this and more, please feel free to enter the Speculatron for the week of Sept. 2, 2011.

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Last week, Michele Bachmann and her campaign found the strength of their once-surging candidacy ebbing away in the wake of Rick Perry's decision to enter the race. Suddenly, she was looking like a presidential aspirant whose moment had come and gone. And based upon the widespread reports this week that Bachmann has all but conceded the state of New Hampshire, it seemed like some amount of circling-the-wagons was happening. Any silver lining out there? Why yes! Apparently, in the form of confused Jewish voters:

Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney is facing a new challenge: He's having trouble raising money from some Jewish donors who mistakenly believe one of his opponents, Michele Bachmann, is Jewish.

Some Jewish donors are telling fund-raisers for Romney, a Mormon, that while they like him, they'd rather open their wallets for the "Jewish candidate," who they don't realize is actually a Lutheran, The Post has learned.


LOL, what now? Is this true? As it happens, that hot campaign scoop from the New York Post was the subject of some thorough vetting from the Washington Post's Erik Wemple and New York mag's Dan Amira. They weren't able to find anyone who was both (a) Jewish and (b) somehow confused about Bachmann's well-known religious leanings. (Wemple did get good quote from veteran GOP bundler Mel Sembler, however.)

Of course, the matter got considerably easier to determine after Bachmann, in the wake of Hurricane Irene's devastating run up the East Coast, said: "I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?' Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we've got to rein in the spending." After it was... more
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It's been less than three weeks since the Ames Straw Poll, and the narrative of this still-young campaign season is flush with Rick Perry triumphalism. He's blown up the field, established early beach...
It's been less than three weeks since the Ames Straw Poll, and the narrative of this still-young campaign season is flush with Rick Perry triumphalism. He's blown up the field, established early beach...
 
 
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mcmutter
A Groover has to expect a few setbacks .....
10:47 AM on 09/07/2011
spread the santorum ... from sea to shing sea .... just let it ooze ...
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Yocepuc
Unapproved m-b's get by the new comment format.
12:50 PM on 09/05/2011
I was baptized by a Lutheran minister. I grew up in a Lutheran family. I went to a Lutheran church. MB is no Lutheran.
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BeachBubbaTex
three cheers for anarchy, hiphip...
01:21 PM on 09/05/2011
I thought she was Jewish? (jk)
08:10 PM on 09/04/2011
Ron Paul Hit Piece Alert!. Don't believe this propaganda. They focus on these abstract issues to detour your attention away from the topics Ron Paul is talking about. Why don't they want you to hear him? Why do they tell you "he can't win" when his following is HUGE? He MOST DEFINITELY CAN WIN! Just like any other candidate. NO news group has the information to prove what the poles will be. So why are they so insistent on writing off Ron Paul? Why do they constantly attempt to make him look foolish? Listen to him for yourself, with a clear mind, you decide what you think. Allow him the same consideration of any other candidate and you will know that he definitely is a contender for the U.S. Presidency.
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Belle Starr
cattle rustler and horse thief
01:15 PM on 09/05/2011
I did listen:

he opposes the Civil Rights Act of 1964: translation, you can be a law-abiding, tax-paying citizen, but don't expect to be treated as an equal in the public sphere.

he voted for the DOMA because he didn't want states to be forced to recognize SSM, but they are already "forced" to recognize one man/one woman marriages

since one of my core values is that we are all equal, and your boy won't support the basic fundamentals of that, he won't get my vote.
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Stephen McAbee
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right.
05:03 PM on 09/05/2011
I think you mean private sphere. Doesn't seem you listened too well.
03:10 PM on 09/09/2011
I'm guessing you are implying that the Civil Rights Act has resulted in a fair society for all races? You should ask any black man that has been subjected to the legal system if he feels the same, especially those imprisoned on petty marijuana charges... Ron Paul would end that immediately.

http://www.disinfo.com/2011/04/more-black-men-now-in-prison-system-than-were-enslaved-before-the-civil-war-began/
04:56 PM on 09/04/2011
Rick Perry is improvisationally hilarious and a walking SNL skit. A spitting image of George W. He'd be best as a preacher, and not a president. Sorry your opinion was pressed if you plan to vote for this guy. I wont.

The real RP is Ron Paul, the real deal, the plan maker, the only GOP candidate who actually understands USA prosperity for longer than 8 years. Any other candidate will run solely on tapping into the emotional trigger and TALKING points of the masses, and not on the understanding of the actual value system of money and prosperity. It's sad that so many of these Huffer's are Huffing the wrong dope.
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MUDPUPPY
03:23 PM on 09/04/2011
The candidate that can convince me that he or she will be the least likely screw up our nation will get my vote.
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BeachBubbaTex
three cheers for anarchy, hiphip...
01:22 PM on 09/05/2011
Don't mind sitting out a cycle or two, do you?
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MUDPUPPY
03:18 PM on 09/04/2011
It is going to be another of those elections. I'm not impressed by Obama or any of those potential GOP candidates. Again, it is going to be another of those elections where I have to try to decide who might screw up our nation the LEAST.
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badders
Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good
01:13 PM on 09/04/2011
The media has to know how much influence they have over the sheeple and that is why people like Murdoch buy up media corporations. They know what really gets people elected and it is articles like this one that say nothing about the candidates. Instead they tell the voters who has a chance and that voting for anyone else is throwing your vote away.

Vote for Ron Paul. Vote for Lindsey Lohan. Vote third party. Just don't vote for choice A or B presented to you by the media.
11:16 AM on 09/04/2011
VOTE RON PAUL FOR 2012... He has stayed the course and stuck to his views, and what he thinks of Rick Perry, read and see more now at infowars.com
http://www.infowars.com/ron-paul-rick-perry-is-the-globalist-choice-for-2012-2/
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Card Carrying Union Member
12:10 PM on 09/04/2011
Newsflash!

Ron Paul will STILL never be President.
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LeftLeanWing
Ah.. I said..Ah Said I said... Proceed Guv'nah
12:34 PM on 09/04/2011
And I won't VOTE for RON PAUL for 2012........because

1) He has Stayed the Course...
2) He has stuck to his view...
3) Don't Care what he thinks of Rick Perry........

Not Fanned
Not Faved
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definately democrat
mommy's little batty girl
04:36 PM on 09/04/2011
LeftLeanWing........He will not be getting my vote either. He might have had a chance if this was back in the time of cowboys and indians. He is so far out of the loop that he doesn't have a prayer.
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Todd Abrams
10:13 AM on 09/04/2011
I'm tired of the rhetoric that comes from the right. Obama does this and did that and is gonna do all of it to ruin america. When they hold their last president accountable for what has happened to our country in the past 12 yrs (not Obama). Then I will consider a republican nominee, otherwise I see them all on the right running from the truth. Their theories of putting america back together is also rhetoric. look at what they have done so far, almost missing the mark for a budget, and then putting up only failing policies, holding our present president to a claim of discredit when he really has helped us to weather this attitude from the right. Stop the political downplaying and resort to the real issues that concern all of america, in other words stop playing games and help our country. Then america will get serious about these politicians, and only then!!!!!!!!!
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t9chi
04:51 AM on 09/05/2011
OMG! very good post. F&F.
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Jim281
Just slightly to the left of John Lennon
10:13 AM on 09/04/2011
Stop sending money to the GOP. Clearly, they are in much more desperate need of MARBLES.
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Jim281
Just slightly to the left of John Lennon
10:10 AM on 09/04/2011
Sort of like Tom Cruise, people who walk around grinning all the time, with an 1n s@ne gl@re in their eyes, have clearly lost their marbles.

That said, Perry, Palin, and Bachmann have the best shot. They appeal so well to others who are totally devoid of marbles.
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Jim281
Just slightly to the left of John Lennon
09:52 AM on 09/04/2011
Slide "1" has inspired me. When Michelle loses, she'd be perfect for a TEMPORARY guest spot on De$per@te Hou$wive$". Maybe as Bree's long lost E.Ville twin or something.
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djaikins
09:52 AM on 09/04/2011
Michelle Bachmann's bad joke is Michelle Bachmann.
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Jim281
Just slightly to the left of John Lennon
09:55 AM on 09/04/2011
Faved
I, too, immediately saw the redundancy in that headline.
BTW, GREAT avatar!
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BoyInBOYCOTT
09:59 AM on 09/04/2011
oh honey look at Marcus the FIRST LADY,,,you're gonna bust a gut laughing
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Chi Man Sam
Newtown's tragedy can easily become your tragedy.
09:51 AM on 09/04/2011
The Palinistas are still in denial, they refuse to accept the
fact that she is no longer electable. The Perryistas are
just beggining to learn about the new guy in town, Texas
cronism will not extend to the rest of the US. He is still
the flavor of the month and I think he will choose a Rubio
type VP, except for the frozen four, the other candidates
are to extreem and on his level, he needs a counterbalance
to paint his ticket as ligit. I think Johnson and Huntsman are
really good candidates, but they are intelligent and reasonable,
The last of a dying breed, Moderate Rep.
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Jim281
Just slightly to the left of John Lennon
10:07 AM on 09/04/2011
Tundranistas is more like it. "Barren Wasteland" kind of says it all!
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Mike Liem
08:28 AM on 09/04/2011
Can't remember where I heard this, but "read my lips, no more new Texans!"