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Adopt A Job Creator Asks You To Give A Little To Those Who Have A Lot (VIDEO)

Adopt A Job Creator

First Posted: 09/07/11 04:18 PM ET Updated: 11/07/11 05:12 AM ET

"A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its wealthiest members."
--probably Gandhi

There's a disturbing sentiment that has been steadily infiltrating mainstream thinking over the last few years, namely, that in times of economic hardship, those who have more, can occasionally, briefly, almost imperceptibly do with slightly less.

Proponents of this cataclysmic way of thinking are super-communists, secular-humanist Burning-Man attendees, and Jane Fonda.

Fortunately, for the rational among us, sketch group Funkanomics -- the same folks who realized that Bill Pullman's speech from Independence Day needed a public forum -- have answered the hysteria with a reasonable plea for help.

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"A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its wealthiest members." --probably Gandhi There's a disturbing sentiment that has been steadily infiltrating mainstream thinking over the last ...
"A nation's greatness is measured by how it treats its wealthiest members." --probably Gandhi There's a disturbing sentiment that has been steadily infiltrating mainstream thinking over the last ...
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04:31 PM on 09/10/2011
I would give them nothing.They have it all and are still discontent.We could give them the world and all that is in it and they would still have a gapping hole that needs to be filled.No what they are in need of is not of this world.......
07:02 AM on 09/09/2011
I to wanted to help, so I gave them my house that I worked my whole life for. I thought that someone from the bank would move in since they seem to need it so bad, but it still sits empty
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BobbyNCorpus
02:47 AM on 09/09/2011
What do you give to someone who has everything.?How ablut a free ticket out of town?
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Oregon Mick
No bread? Let them eat micro-bio!
08:34 PM on 09/08/2011
I need to adopt me one o' them billionairs. Sorry, I'm mean job creators. If everyone chips in then we can go straight to third world status and quit messing around.
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Arlene Faile
"All life is sacred"
08:22 PM on 09/08/2011
The Truth, but the funniest part of it was it isn't funny.
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Hectrev1
03:21 PM on 09/08/2011
very funny
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Jamf
Friends Don't Let Friends Watch Fox News
08:54 AM on 09/08/2011
Bravo!
01:44 AM on 09/08/2011
A truly Republican Charity....

Won't you help?
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JimWind
Be still like a Mt, yet flow like a river
08:56 PM on 09/07/2011
That was great, The sad part is about 30% of our nation would actually donate to these elitist wallstreet crooks.
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Aleks Hunter
Keep your greedy Mitt off our country!
07:29 PM on 09/07/2011
That'as Perfect! The animation describes the financial debacle perfectly in half a minute! Does Michele Bachmann know about this? Is she goign to take in some foster billionaires?
05:45 PM on 09/07/2011
It's time to re-issue Swift's "A Modest Proposal".
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Oregon Mick
No bread? Let them eat micro-bio!
08:32 PM on 09/08/2011
Points for Jonathan Swift reference, and my favorite one at that!