Stephen Colbert is back after a two-week hiatus, and while gone, he missed some pretty horrible disasters in the United States. Also, bad weather.
After Michele Bachmann seemed to blame the earthquakes and hurricanes that hit the U.S. in recent weeks on sinners who don't properly worship God, she quickly backtracked and said that she was using a "metaphor."
Naturally, Colbert owed the gays an apology, as he's used to blaming them for natural disasters. After Bachmann explained herself, he decoded exactly what she meant.
Never go away again, Stephen.
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