HuffPost Comedy's 2011 GOP Debate Drinking Game (CHART)
If you're going to be watching the GOP Presidential debate tonight, you might as well have fun while doing so. And with the help of our official drinking game below, you shouldn't have any problem.
What will Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Newt Gingrich, Jon Huntsman, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum reveal about their platforms tonight? Whether it's talk of "job creators," "taking back America," or "Obamacare," we've covered (most of) the bases and paired them with funny drinking "suggestions." Be safe and have fun!
NOTE: The Huffington Post in no way encourages binge drinking. This is the comedy section. If you actually drank as much as we suggested you would die, so do not do that.
Sept. 7, 2011 GOP Debate Drinking Game
|Rich people referred to as "job creators"||Allocate enough liquor for two more players but don't specify where it will come from|
|Bachmann misquotes history||Take a sip of beer, which was invented by the French in the year 1647|
|Perry actually shows up instead of saving his state from burning down||Do two shots|
|Someone mentions " Speechgate"||Wait for your friend to do a shot and then do one yourself, angrily|
|"Don't tax the rich!"||Take alcohol away from the 5% of players who have had the most drinks already|
|Sarah Palin namedrop||Make everyone think you're going to drink so they'll pay attention to you, but never actually do it|
|Someone says "Obamacare"||Do a shot|
|Someone says "Obamneycare"||Do two shots|
|Someone says "Obama is a Muslim"||Throw your beer at the TV|
|Herman Cain touts pizza-related experience||Dip a slice of pizza in your beer and eat in one bite|
|Romney talks about his jobs plan||Take 59 tiny sips of whatever is left on the coffee table|
|Candidate smirks and shakes his/her head while being verbally attacked||Drink something bitter and act like you like it|
|Any candidate reverses global warming/evolution stance||Pour yourself a shot and then throw it away|
|Ron Paul says we should return to a precious metals standard||Drink a shot of Goldschlager|
|Someone compares Perry to Bush||Drink your next drink out of a boot|
|Moderator displays "relevant" tweets||Tweet a photo of the beer you're about to finish|
|Bachmann speaks for God||Take one drink and do five Hail Marys|
|Someone says "Take back our country"||Steal the beer of the person next to you|
|The entire debate finishes without anyone mentioning "Real America"||Drunkenly call your Congressperson and list your grievances|