There's absolutely no way that tonight's Tea Party Debate isn't going to be amazing, so we'll be here live blogging the whole thing, providing important commentary on what the candidates are wearing, and breaking down their arguments with our own sketchy facts. For instance, did you know that every time Jon Huntsman smiles a little kid finally masters riding a bike? It's true.
Follow along with us in the live blog below.
09/12/2011 9:51 PM EDT
What They'd Bring To The White House
This is apparently the talent portion of the debate. Creativity counts!
Also, Bachmann, the White House probably has a copy of the Declaration Of Independence already.
09/12/2011 9:28 PM EDT
Immigration Discussion Brought To You By Lowe's
For all your fencing needs.
09/12/2011 9:27 PM EDT
Simmer down on the stingers when you come back from commercial. I just went hysterically deaf.
09/12/2011 9:24 PM EDT
Jon Huntsman Is ON FIRE!
09/12/2011 9:23 PM EDT
The Healthcare Conversation Just Went Pear-Shaped
Romney thinks insured Americans buy medical procedures like they're shopping at the duty free.
Ron Paul thinks that freedom means letting uninsured people die if they accidentally get cancer. He also thinks it means doctors should be able to practice whatever they want.
Michele Bachmann is so against Obamacare she can't answer a question about healthcare policy.
09/12/2011 9:11 PM EDT
Rick Perry Always Errs On The Side Of Life
Except in cases of convicted criminals who might actually be innocent.
09/12/2011 9:10 PM EDT
How The GOP Candidates Must Feel About Government
"I would never want to belong to any club that would have me as a member... but I would want to be president of it."
09/12/2011 9:06 PM EDT
Obamacare, Obama-conomy, Obama-depression... Republicans name more things after Obama than they do after Reagan.
09/12/2011 9:03 PM EDT
Who Michele Bachmann Is Wearing
You might not know this if you aren't currently on a Virgin America flight -- like us -- but Michele Bachmann is dressed like our flight attendants. Sensible, eye-catching, quick with drinks... that's what WE want in a president.
09/12/2011 9:00 PM EDT
Romney Needs To Work On His Smiling-At-Rick-Perry Face
It's creepy. Like, seriously creepy.
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