The CNN Tea Party Debate: HuffPost Comedy Live Blog

09/12/2011 07:51 pm ET | Updated Nov 12, 2011

There's absolutely no way that tonight's Tea Party Debate isn't going to be amazing, so we'll be here live blogging the whole thing, providing important commentary on what the candidates are wearing, and breaking down their arguments with our own sketchy facts. For instance, did you know that every time Jon Huntsman smiles a little kid finally masters riding a bike? It's true.

Follow along with us in the live blog below.

09/12/2011 9:51 PM EDT

What They'd Bring To The White House

This is apparently the talent portion of the debate. Creativity counts!

Also, Bachmann, the White House probably has a copy of the Declaration Of Independence already.

09/12/2011 9:28 PM EDT

Immigration Discussion Brought To You By Lowe's

For all your fencing needs.

09/12/2011 9:27 PM EDT

Dear CNN:

Simmer down on the stingers when you come back from commercial. I just went hysterically deaf.

09/12/2011 9:24 PM EDT

Jon Huntsman Is ON FIRE!

Just kidding.

09/12/2011 9:23 PM EDT

The Healthcare Conversation Just Went Pear-Shaped

Romney thinks insured Americans buy medical procedures like they're shopping at the duty free.

Ron Paul thinks that freedom means letting uninsured people die if they accidentally get cancer. He also thinks it means doctors should be able to practice whatever they want.

Michele Bachmann is so against Obamacare she can't answer a question about healthcare policy.

09/12/2011 9:11 PM EDT

Rick Perry Always Errs On The Side Of Life

Except in cases of convicted criminals who might actually be innocent.

09/12/2011 9:10 PM EDT

How The GOP Candidates Must Feel About Government

"I would never want to belong to any club that would have me as a member... but I would want to be president of it."

09/12/2011 9:06 PM EDT

Interesting Note...

Obamacare, Obama-conomy, Obama-depression... Republicans name more things after Obama than they do after Reagan.

09/12/2011 9:03 PM EDT

Who Michele Bachmann Is Wearing

You might not know this if you aren't currently on a Virgin America flight -- like us -- but Michele Bachmann is dressed like our flight attendants. Sensible, eye-catching, quick with drinks... that's what WE want in a president.

09/12/2011 9:00 PM EDT

Romney Needs To Work On His Smiling-At-Rick-Perry Face

It's creepy. Like, seriously creepy.

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