The wife of an admittedly drunk man in Port St. Lucie, Fla. called police to stop her husband using pliers to yank out one of his teeth in their garage, according to the Off The Beat blog.
What officers found was literally a nauseating scene in the couple's home. Francisco Rojas, 49, was still attempting to pull out the bothersome chomper in the garage on Sunday, but there was puddle of vomit on the floor, according to a police report obtained by The Huffington Post. The odor was so revolting that Rojas' wife lifted the garage door "to get some air and rid the smell of vomit," the arrest report said.
Rojas landed in jail, but not for dental reasons and it's unclear if he successfully extracted the tooth.
Rojas allegedly spewed obscenities at the cops who asked him why he was attempting the dental experiment. Hearing loud cursing, several children who had been playing in the neighborhood gathered near the house, the police report said.
Officers warned Rojas that he'd be arrested for breaching the peace if he didn't calm down, the report said. He crossed the line by cursing at one policeman, who responded by arresting him.
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