Toilet talk is funny, even when we can't hear the actual words. That's the premise behind Jimmy Kimmel's long running bit, "This Week In Unnecessary Censorship."
By putting words in the mouths of politicians, TV hosts and even cartoons, Kimmel and the staff of "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" must pore over hours and hours of television each week just to find the exact right moments to bleep and effectively sound 1000 times dirtier than what was actually said.
And it's inevitably much, much funnier, especially as TV starts getting exponentially depressing. This is one of the few bits that goes out of its way to be NSFW.