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Transylvania Coffins: Romania's Big Business

Transylvania Coffin

ALISON MUTLER   09/20/11 09:14 AM ET   AP

SIBIU, Romania -- Times are so hard in Romania that people joke they cannot afford to die. Yet in the mountains of Transylvania, carpenters are churning out cut-price coffins in a bid to beat the rising costs of death.

Ilie Troanca says he's beating the recession blues with bargain coffins that sell for around euro100 ($136) in Transylvania, home of the Dracula legend.

So far, he's sold just a few hundred, but the coffins have only been on the market for a couple of months. He has already attracted plenty of attention far beyond the Transylvanian city of Sibiu, 300 kilometers (188 miles) northwest of Bucharest.

"I saw there was an opportunity and that we had unused space," said Troanca, director of the Sibiu state timber and forest industry, which oversees 180,000 hectares (445,000 acres) of oak, beech, pine forests.

The no-frills coffins sell for 350 to 450 lei (euro82 to euro106 or $112 to $145) plus 24 percent sales tax, depending on the wood and the complexity of the design. Oak is the most expensive, while beech and pine are less pricey.

Coffins are big business in Romania, a country of 22 million, which has an aging population but where scarcely anyone is cremated. Regular coffins can sell for hundreds or thousands of euros depending on how fancy they are, and in addition to buying a plot, families often have to pay bribes to graveyard caretakers to secure a decent burial site.

Long slices of wood from the trees that cover the Carpathian Mountains were stacked outside Troanca's workshop like bread sticks.

"This would have become firewood" if we hadn't used it, he said.

It takes about one day to craft an inexpensive coffin before it is painted or lacquered. There are two designs, rectangular or hexagonal, which has a six-cornered lid.

"It's a good idea," said Sorin Ceausila, a 42-year-old carpenter who was jobless before being hired to make bargain coffins. "We all die and someone has to make the coffins."

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CT Lady
I owe, I owe. It's off to work I go
04:59 AM on 09/21/2011
Is Walmart listening?
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MrColdheart
can't resist urge to not label self
02:03 AM on 09/21/2011
Now I can save money for my family if I buy from Transylvania.

Thanks HufPo.
09:36 AM on 09/21/2011
Your coffin anyway..... I'm going to be cremated.
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Hopalongpoppyseed
May you reap what you sow.
11:19 AM on 09/21/2011
Cremation: Me to; crackle, crackle, crackle :))
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
12:34 AM on 09/21/2011
Wouldn't it be easier to cremate?
09:25 PM on 10/28/2011
We Orthodoxes don´t practice cremation.
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08:47 PM on 09/20/2011
do you not know the alt code for the euro symbol or did you just type out euro for the people without the character on their commputers?
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climbing panda
there's a log in my cabin
06:06 PM on 09/20/2011
i imagine transylvanian coffins coming with a wooden steak standard.
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CT Lady
I owe, I owe. It's off to work I go
05:00 AM on 09/21/2011
A wooden stake might be considered a frill, yes/no?
09:36 AM on 09/21/2011
Maybe it's a freebee with the coffin.
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Greg Uchrin
I need intravenous caffeine
03:18 PM on 09/20/2011
Hey, there's a vampire subculture in America that would probably pay loads for a genuine Transylvanian coffin--just think of the export value!
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Grokenspiel
I grok, therefore I spiel
01:46 PM on 09/20/2011
More expensive coffins for ze dead vould only be a vaste of money. Zay vill only need zem until zey turn. Und zen zay vill avaken vith a terrible hunger. Ze children of ze night vill cry out to be fed.
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Hopalongpoppyseed
May you reap what you sow.
11:21 AM on 09/21/2011
Thank you for sharing water.
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Mystic01
Proudly pro-union
01:33 PM on 09/20/2011
Coffins and Transylvania. Let the jokes begin.
09:37 AM on 09/21/2011
Does it come with a strand of garlic?
01:21 PM on 09/20/2011
I guess even Dracula has to take out a home equity loan just to be buried LOL.
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Victor Zone
03:48 PM on 09/20/2011
... or a reverse mortgage....
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
12:34 AM on 09/21/2011
His castle has probably gotten foreclosed.
01:15 PM on 09/20/2011
Enterprising and efficient. Big business has gone way beyond "reasonable" profit. There will be more and more DIY everything as folks realize there is no point in paying bloated prices for all kinds of products that are basically disposable anyway! Local food is cheaper and better, local carpentry = cheaper and better, local music = cheaper and often better, local services = cheaper and better.

The best way to fight corporate greed is just to pay individuals and small companies when you can and ignore beaurocratic beasts whereever you may find them. At least individuals and truly small companies SPEND the money locally as well. In any business if someone somewhere is getting super rich it is because they are charging more than whatever it is they are selling is really worth!
01:01 PM on 09/20/2011
Why not just save a tree and be completely biodegradable all the way to the end? Some people opt to be buried or cremated in specially recycled, biodegradable material cardboard box coffins.
09:38 AM on 09/21/2011
I'm environmentally friendly that way.
12:28 PM on 09/20/2011
rent a coffin for the funeral service, then be cremated and returned to the earth

less trees die for your death too!
12:24 PM on 09/20/2011
My parents are 87 and 85. They've made plans to be cremated and they've picked up two KFC buckets that are presently sitting on a shelf in the garage. Pardon the pun, but they're dead serious about how they want things handled, and they also had the good sense to request that no chicken be served at the wake.
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MISTERWRITER
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12:19 PM on 09/20/2011
I like it! Whatever happened to the old pine box? Big business in death is what happened. Me, I want to be freeze-dried in a standing position and hands outstretched (slightly curled). You can put me in the corner by the door and I can hold coats and hats and you wont have to talk to grass when you miss me.
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Mister President
I stand by what I said, whatever it was.
01:07 PM on 09/20/2011
Will I be able to rent you for parties?
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MISTERWRITER
Author- Screenwriter - Publisher - Reporter
09:58 PM on 09/20/2011
I'm sure I could be rented. Check with next of kin!
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Ray Russelburg
08:42 PM on 09/20/2011
I personally want to be stuffed by a taxidermist. I want my right hand raised and my middle finger extended for those that didn't like me in real life.
09:40 AM on 09/21/2011
You'd have to find a taker for your stuffed body.
crakrman79
Like broken clockwork he's right twice a day!
11:59 AM on 09/20/2011
Id like to ship one here. I could put it in the office so when corporate america finally suceeds in working me to death i can just drop in it and be hauled away...