Although this one revolves around a car accident (everyone's OK), there was much humor to be found in the eye witness report that Arizona citizen and realist George Lindell gave to a local Fox affiliate. So it only makes sense that Lindell be the latest person to get "songified" by the masters.
We didn't think the original could get any funnier, but then there's this.
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