iPhone app iPad app Android phone app Android tablet app More

Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In 'Wet Goddess'

First Posted: 09/23/11 12:41 PM ET Updated: 11/23/11 05:12 AM ET

Dolphin

She was the one that got away.

Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote "Wet Goddess," a new book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin -- an affair that bears "a striking degree of resemblance" to his own interspecies romance.

The author claims he started his relationship with a dolphin named Dolly back in 1970, when he was in his early 20s. Brenner was a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota. A writer hired Brenner to take photographs for a children's book about the dolphin show at an amusement park in nearby Nokomis. He was given free access to the park and introduced to the staff.

If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him.

Initially, "she became more and more aggressive," said Brenner, who lives in Punta Gorda, Fla. "She would thrust herself against me."

But over time, Dolly became more gentle, he claimed.

"I found that extraordinarily erotic," Brenner said. "It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to."

After about nine months, the Floridaland amusement park was sold to become housing.

His college sweetheart was shipped off to an oceanarium in Gulfport, Miss., while he said he enrolled in Evergreen State College in Washington.

The Huffington Post has been unable to verify his account of the affair with Floridaland officials; the park closed in 1971. However, historical photos and archival brochures indicate there was a "Porpoise Pool" attraction at Floridaland.

"I had every intention of going to visit the dolphin when I got back to the South, but it didn't work out that way," Brenner said. "I learned the hard way that dolphins are chattel, and much more emotionally vulnerable than I had ever imagined."

Brenner said Dolly died about nine months after the last time he saw her.

"I had a vivid dream at the time about dolphins dying in a dark environment which proved to be remarkably similar to the oceanarium where she actually died," Brenner said.

It appears that Brenner's relationship wouldn't have broken any laws. Florida only passed a law banning bestiality this year, after two failed attempts.

But Dr. Denise Herzing of the Wild Dolphin Project, which researches communication between dolphins and humans, said a book aggrandizing a human-dolphin sexual relationship could send a dangerous message.

"Glorifying human sexual interactions with other species is inappropriate for the health and well being of any animal," Herzing told HuffPost. "It puts the dolphin's own health and social behavioral settings at risk."

But Brenner insists his relationship did not harm the dolphin.

"Some people find it hard to imagine that I wasn't abusing the animal," Brenner said. "They didn't see me interacting with the dolphin. They weren't there. These creatures basically have free will."

Brenner points out that some researchers have argued dolphins should be considered "non-human persons," because of their intelligence.

"What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other?" Brenner asked. "I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute."

"This was not some dog trying to hump my leg, okay. This was a 400-lb. wild-born female dolphin. She was an awesome creature."

"As self-aware mammals, dolphins are capable of making profound emotional attachments to other dolphins and, apparently, to selected humans as well," Brenner said. "A dolphin can die of loneliness, of a broken heart, of separation anxiety."

As evidence of his claims, Brenner points to the story of former trainer turned animal rights activist Richard O'Barry, who said he watched a dolphin living in captivity commit suicide in his arms.

He's not married, but Brenner said he has two ex-wives who knew about his fling with Dolly.

"Neither one objected," Brenner said.

His daughter from his first marriage even designed the book cover.

Brenner, who is now a freelance writer and photographer, started writing "Wet Goddess" in 1973 at the suggestion of Dr. John C. Lilly. Excerpts were published in the 1974 anthology "Mind In The Waters" and Penthouse, according to Brenner.

"I was still too emotionally raw from the experience and my writing skills were inadequate to the task," Brenner said.

He took it up again in 1994, finished the novel in 2000 and spent the next 10 years trying to get it published. Brenner said he shopped it around, but after "mainstream" publishers rejected "Wet Goddess," he decided to self-publish the book last year.

So far he has sold about 230 paperback copies and 20 e-books. Vendors sell it for $16.95 on Amazon.

"I wrote this book for dolphins because we are mistreating these animals by keeping them in captivity," Brenner said. "We should be attempting to communicate with them and treating them with more respect and dignity."

Brenner said he might consider another relationship with a dolphin in the future.

"Under the right circumstances I would if I had the energy for it," Brenner said. "I'm 40 years older now."

CHECK OUT PHOTOS OF OTHER ANIMALS IN THE NEWS:

Loading Slideshow...
  • Westies Wakeboarding

    These hilarious pictures of Westie dogs doing water sports should cheer anyone up, whatever the weather. They are a newly-launched theme for handy iPhone app Weather Puppy, a weather app that comes free but lets you buy themes such as these side-splitting images of West Highland White Terrier. British publishers Maverick Arts are behind the wacky pictures and have used amazing image-manipulation skills to make it seem as if the dogs are indulging in adrenalin sports. Maverick MD Steve Bicknell explains: "We are obsessed with the weather here in the UK and I think our pictures of the Westies should cheer people up weather they are at a sunny beach or hiding from the rain."

  • Giant Cod

    An angler is celebrating after breaking the record for catching the world's biggest ever cod. The mighty fish weighed in at 103lbs, smashing the previous and long-held world record by nearly 5lbs. And the biggest specimen of Britain's favourite eating fish to be pulled out of the water by rod and line was caught by a German. Michael Eisele was on a fishing trip to Norway - the so-called El Dorado of cod fishing - when he snared the whopper.

  • Animals In The News

    Tha Sophat, a 20-month-old Cambodian boy, suckles from a cow in Koak Roka village, Siem Reap province, Cambodia, Friday, Sept. 9, 2011. Tha Sophat started suckling the cow in July after he saw a calf do the same since his parents moved to Thailand in search of work, said his grandfather UmOeung.

  • Polydactyl Kittens -- Jan. 2012

    Undated Cats Protection handout photo of 4-month-old polydactyl kittens named Fred (left) and Ned (right), currently in the care of Cats Protection, Gosport Town Branch in the United Kingdom. They will shortly be going to their new home once they've been neutered. Ned has an extra eight digits, while his brother Fred has 10 more than the usual 18, making a total of 54 digits between them.

  • Camel Fight

    Afghan festival-goers watch as a "camel fight" starts during the second day of Persian new year, or "Nowruz," celebrations in Mazar-e-Sharif, in northern Afghanistan.

  • Giant Rat

    An English man named Brian Watson killed a large rat his granddaughter's boyfriend found while cutting grass on April 21, <em><a href="http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16213384" target="_hplink">Sky News</a></em> reports. The water rat was so large, Watson broke a boat paddle trying to kill the critter.

  • Elephant in Water Reservoir

    Indian army personnel use a bulldozer during a rescue mission to save a wild elephant trapped in a water reservoir tank at Bengdubi army cantonment area some 25 kms from Siliguri on August 30, 2011. A wild elephant fell into the water reservoir tank as a herd crossed the area. Army personnel of 16 Field Ammunition Depot along with wildlife elephant squad of Mahananda wildlife sanctuary joined forces to save the animal.

  • Britain's Saddest Puppy

    Six-month-old puppy Princess has such delicate skin she can't go outside. While other dogs run free at Britain's Bleakholt Animal Sanctuary, Princess must gaze through the window. But this canine, otherwise known as Britain's Saddest Puppy, has become a minor celebrity in the media.

  • Super Egg

    Cookie Smith shows off a normal egg and a "super egg" Wednesday, May 30, 2012, in Abilene, Texas. Cookie Smith went to collect eggs from her three laying hens on Monday afternoon, and discovered one normal egg and one "super egg" in her coop.

  • Animals in the News

    "Shrek," New Zealand's most famous sheep, died in June at the age of 16. This merino wether (a castrated male sheep) came to the world's attention in 2004 when he was found in a cave near the city of Otago after being on the lam for six years. He had managed to avoid capture all that time and when he was finally found, he was carrying nearly 60 lbs of untrimmed fleece, nearly six times more than the average merino fleece.

  • Roo the Reading Dog

    Roo the Reading Education Assistance Dog (R.E.A.D) helps a pupil at Graytown Elementary School in Graytown, Ohio.

  • Two Legged Lamb

    A farmer in China's Shandong province has saved a two-legged lamb after being touched by its struggle to survive. Farmer Cui Jinxiu said the lamb was one of two born in July 2010. "The first one was a very healthy and normal one," she told Rex USA. "However, the second one surprised me. With a further look I was surprised to find that the lamb only has two legs." The family thought the lamb wouldn't survive, but it proved its strong desire to live. "I thought of dumping it after it was born, but the next morning it even stood up by itself."

  • Sprinkles the Koala

    Veterinary specialist Dr Rod Straw holds 'Sprinkles' the Koala following her life saving radiation treatment at the Brisbane Veterinary Specialist Centre in Brisbane, Australia. Suffering from an extremely rare case of excessive drooling, sprinkles developed a skin infection due to the excessive moisture flowing from her mouth.

  • 'Cupid' The Cat -- Jan. 2012

    This stray orange tabby in Houston earned the nickname 'Cupid' after he survived a piercing shoulder to shoulder wound in January 2012. A vet safely removed the arrow and 'Cupid' is expected to make a complete recovery.

  • Ranger Shoots Deers Whose Antlers Are Stuck

    It was a shot in the dark, but an Illinois police officer manage to separate two whitetail deer whose antlers were tangled together -- by shooting them apart.

  • Heidi, The Cross-Eyed Possum

    Jeepers, creepers -- where'd she get those peepers? Heidi the cross-eyed possum has become a media sensation in Germany.

  • Monkey Macaw

    This lazy monkey hitches a ride to the top of a tree -- by sitting on the back of a parrot. The squirrel monkey, which lives with a male and female parrot at a hotel in Colombia, was photographed by Alejandro Jaramillo after it hopped onto the macaw. These kinds of bizarre inter-species friendship aren't unheard of, but they aren't common.

  • Mass For Animals -- Oct. 2011

    Gil Florini, of Saint-Pierre-d'Arene's church, blesses donkeys with holy water after a mass dedicated to animals on Oct. 9, 2011, in the southeastern French city of Nice.

  • Police have released a photo of the culprit in a series of flag thefts from the graves of soldiers at the Cedar Park Cemetery in Hudson, NY. As you can see by the photo, it looks like they caught the thief in the act: This woodchuck right here in the middle of the screen.

  • Hero Dog Missing Snout Seems To Have Beaten Cancer

    Kabang, a dog in the Philippines, had her snout and upper jaw sheared off when she jumped in front of a speeding motorcycle, saving her owner's daughter and niece from serious injury or death, according to newspaper reports in the Philippines. After completing six weekly intravenous chemotherapy infusions, Kabang appears to have beaten the cancer she was suffering from.

  • 3-Eyed Nuclear Fish -- Oct. 2011

    Fishermen landed a three-eyed fish in Argentina near a nuclear reactor in October 2011.

  • Lion Tries to Eat Baby Dressed as Zebra

    This situation sounds scary, but it's actually quite cute. A lion at the Oregon Zoo tries to get a baby! One-year-old Jack was visiting the zoo with his family while wearing a black and white striped jacket. There were lots of children at the zoo that day, but the lion only came over whenever Jack sat down by the glass. The lion scratched and bit the glass partition separating the two, but the he seemed to be unphased by the commotion. Some think the lion thought Jack looked like a baby zebra.

  • Hippo Goes to the Dentist

    North Carolina Zoo Chief Veterinarian Dr. Mike Loomis recently returned from Bayamon, Puerto Rico, where he helped perform a dental procedure on a 3,000-lb. old friend. Loomis, along with veterinarians and keepers from the Parque de las Sciencias museums in Bayamon, conducted dental surgery on "Tomy," a 39-year-old male hippopotamus that the N.C. Zoo veterinarian has been treating on a semi-regular basis for two decades.

  • Animals In The News

    This pet duck, named 'Duckie,' won't hurt himself on the hot sands of San Diego's beaches thanks to a pair of customized booties made especially for him. Previously, the owner, who goes by the name "Miss Love," had been putting duct tape over his feet instead.

  • World's Biggest Bitch

    Nova, a 35.5 inch tall Great Dane, was named the world's tallest female dog by Guinness World Records in June 2011

  • Allegedly Stolen Tortoise

    FILE - In this undated file photo provided by Katlyn R. Gerken, a staff member of the National Mississippi River Museum & Aquarium in Dubuque, Iowa holds Cashew, an 18-pound African leopard tortoise. The museum said Friday, April 5, 2013, that an employee found the tortoise behind paneling in her enclosure and hid her in an elevator in a misguided attempt to prevent further embarrassment after officials announced Tuesday that they believed Cashew had been stolen.  (AP Photo/Katlyn R. Gerken, File)

  • Smokey the LOUD Cat

    Pet cat Smokey is believed to have the loudest purr in the world -- with piercing purrs as loud as a lawnmower. Most cats purr at around 25 decibels but Smokey's powerful purrs average an amazing 80 decibels. Owners Ruth and Mark Adams, of Northampton, Britain, say Smokey's deafening purrs make it impossible for them to hear the television or radio when she is in the room and they struggle to have telephone conversations.

  • World's Smallest Living Cat -- Oct. 2011

    Fizz Girl, a Munchkin Cat from San Diego, Calif., has grabbed the record title for Shortest Living Cat. Measuring in at just 6 inches tall from floor to shoulder, Fizz Girl weighs 4 pounds, 2.3 ounces. Munchkin cats are a special breed that have little legs caused by a naturally occurring genetic mutation.

  • Two-headed Bearded Dragon

    A two-headed bearded dragon is set to be the latest attraction at the Venice Beach Freakshow. Pancho and Lefty sit in new owner Todd Ray's hand.

  • Is This A Woolly Mammoth In Siberia? -- Feb. 2012

    This newly released video taken during the summer of 2011 allegedly shows a living woolly mammoth crossing a river in Siberia. There is much speculation and debate as to whether this is, indeed, a living specimen of prehistoric elephant-related animals that were thought to be extinct.

  • Mobile Home Filled With 154 Reptiles

    Inside Walter Kidd's North Carolina trailer home were 154 reptiles, including cobras, vipers and Gila monsters. About 100 of the animals were dead and frozen, according to the Henderson County Sheriff's Office.

  • Gary, the Kit-Kat Loving Fish.

    Sea Life London Aquarium undated handout photo of a giant gourami that aquarium staff have weaned off chocolate.

  • Giant Shark Caught In Mexico.

    Two fishermen in northeastern Mexico claim they netted a dead great white shark estimated to be near 20-feet-long on April 15, 2012.

  • Titanic Toad

    Of course she's unhappy. Who likes getting weighed right after the holidays? This is Agathe, a cane toad, and she's sitting on a toy scale during an annual animal inventory at the Hanover Zoo in Germany on Jan. 5. Agathe weighs a slight hop over 4 pounds.

  • Elephant Votes in Thailand

    Elephant puts a ballot in ballot box during campaign to promote the general election in Ayutthaya province on June 21, 2011. The July 3 general election will be the first since Thailand was rocked by its deadliest political violence in decades last year, when more than 90 people died in street clashes between armed police and opposition protesters. (Pornchai Kittiwongsakul, AFP/Getty Images)

  • Kayaker Snags Shark -- Sept. 2011

    This is the jaw-dropping moment a canoeist landed a 6-foot shark after it dragged him through the water for 10 minutes. Brave Rupert Kirkwood, 51, had paddled a mile off the United Kingdom's Devon coast when he suddenly felt a snag on his line. The 70-pound beast nearly pulled him overboard, before pulling his 16-foot canoe through the water as he desperately clung on. After 10 minutes of wrestling with the beast, he eventually hauled the massive fish on board.

  • Pink Kitty

    This kitty isn't naturally pink. The cat's owner, Natasha Gregory of Britain told The Sun that she wanted her pet "to match my hair." The 22-year-old also has a shocking dye job.

  • Heidi, the cross-eyed opossum

    Heidi the cross-eyed opossum is pictured in her enclosure at the zoo in Leipzig, eastern Germany on June 9, 2011. Heidi moved to her new enclosure at the Gondwanaland tropical experience world, which will be inaugurated on July 1, 2011 and where Heidi will be presented to the public for the first time. Cross-eyed Heidi made the headlines in December 2010 and became an internet hit, winning more than 65,000 "friends" on social networking website Facebook.

  • Monkey Photographs Self

    One of the photos that the monkey took with Davids camera. These are the chimp-ly marvellous images captured by a cheeky monkey after turning the tables on a photographer who left his camera unmanned. The inquisitive scamp playfully went to investigate the equipment before becoming fascinated with his own reflection in the lens. And it wasnt long before the crested black macaque hijacked the camera and started snapping away sending award-winning photographer David Slater bananas. David, from Coleford, Gloucestershire, was on a trip to a small national park north of the Indonesian island of Sulawesi when he met the incredibly friendly bunch.

  • Orangutan Kicks Smoking -- Sept. 2011

    An orangutan in Malaysia is kicking its smoking habit. Wildlife officials have removed Shirley from a state zoo after the captive primate was regularly spotted smoking cigarettes that zoo visitors had tossed into its enclosure.

  • Booie, The Smoking Chimpanzee, Dies At 44 -- Dec. 2011

    Booie, a chimpanzee that kicked a smoking habit and used sign language to beg for candy, died at the age of 44 at a California animal refuge in mid-December.

  • Bear in Hot Tub

    Jenny Sue Rhoades sat down on her couch to watch television when something outside caught her eye. It was a large Florida black bear walking through the back yard of her Barry Court home in southwest Seminole County.

  • Zookeeper Lives With Lions

    Alexander Pylyshenko, 40, will live in a cage with two lions for five weeks to raise awareness about living conditions for animals in captivity.

  • Goose and Deer Become Unlikely Friend

    Wildlife experts in Buffalo, N.Y., have been amazed by an unusual springtime friendship between a deer and a nesting goose. It's a relationship that has blossomed inside a cemetery.

  • Lucy: World's Smallest Working Dog -- Nov. 2011

    Lucy, a mini Yorkshire terrier from Absecon, New Jersey, is now in the Guinness Book of World Records. Weighing just 2 1/2 pounds, Lucy was named the world's smallest working dog last week, bumping out a 6.6-pound police dog in Japan.

  • Leaping Lemurs

    A group of lemurs encounters a unusual roadblock on the way to their feeding den: a turtle. The lemurs clearly don't want to get into a territorial spat with the creature... so they take turns leaping over it in this photo sequence shot at the Indianapolis Zoo.

  • IKEA Monkey

    Look at that coat! <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/10/ikea-monkey-toronot_n_2270707.html?1355150852" target="_hplink">This little animal</a> got loose in an IKEA parking lot in Toronto. It was apparently scared, but eventually was reclaimed by its owners who were inside the store when the monkey escaped from its cage.

  • Dog With Man's Face

    Meet Tonik, a poodle-shih tzu mix that is up for adoption at <a href="https://www.homewardboundawg.com/" target="_hplink">Homeward Bound Pet Rescue</a> in Mishawaka, Ind. (Credit:<a href="http://www.petphotosbyrenny.com/" target="_hplink"> Renny Mills Photography</a>)

  • State Trooper Find Baby Deer In Car

    A Washington State Patrol trooper who responded to a report of a deer killed by a truck on Interstate 5 ended up with a 2-month-old fawn in his car. The patrol says when Trooper Scott Brown arrived at the Bellingham scene on Tuesday evening, other deer in the area stayed back but the fawn -- possibly orphaned by the collision -- ran up to him. Trooper Mark Francis says the baby deer nuzzled against Brown and started "mewing."

  • Big Brutus

    Brutus, a giant crocodile, was photographed leaping out of the water in Australia by picture-taker Katrina Bridgeford. The 18-foot long croc is a fan favorite among tourists who take cruises along the Adelaide River as he is known for making a big splash while jumping for buffalo meat.

  • This Little PIggie Has Two Snouts

    This tiny porker has an excuse for making a pig of himself at mealtimes. He really does have two mouths to feed. The bizarre two-month-old youngster -- part of a litter born on a farm in northern China -- can use both his mouths to eat and appears otherwise normal, say his owners.

RELATED VIDEO:

FOLLOW HUFFPOST WEIRD NEWS

She was the one that got away. Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote "Wet Goddess," a new book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin -- an affair that bears "a striking degree of resembl...
She was the one that got away. Malcolm Brenner, 60, wrote "Wet Goddess," a new book about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin -- an affair that bears "a striking degree of resembl...
 
 
  • Comments
  • 982
  • Pending Comments
  • 0
  • View FAQ
Comments are closed for this entry
View All
Favorites
Recency  | 
Popularity
Page: 1 2 3 4 5  Next ›  Last »  (36 total)
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
photo
cascot
"I don't want to live my life being a color." MJ
06:24 PM on 10/23/2011
"But Brenner insists his relationship did not harm the dolphin." .........oh, really?? The dolphin died 9 months AFTER you had your "beastial affair ". One sick person.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
MissAstrid
My thoughts spilled out of my fingertips
03:28 AM on 10/13/2011
Wow. He unashamedly admits to his sick perversions. For once, I am speechless.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
kva7922046
10:54 PM on 10/12/2011
Is he serious? Is this even physically possible?
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
MissAstrid
My thoughts spilled out of my fingertips
03:27 AM on 10/13/2011
Of course. It has a vagina. Still....ick. Ick ick ick.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Justgot2thinking
I'm a Mom, a Grandma and a nice person.
06:38 PM on 10/12/2011
Penthouse, huh? That pretty much says it ALL! It's just not right. He was just fulfulling Himself with the nearest, Easieist hole. He could have loved the Dolphin without having sex with it.
09:53 PM on 10/10/2011
Found podcast of an interview with him. Interesting. I won't post the link but just google "Malcolm Brenner, Author of Wet Goddess KSLG, Humboldt’s New Rock / Sept. 29"

He discusses his first sexual experience with the family dog, and details the thing with the dolphin... then the interviewer asks if he would ever have sex with a male dolphin and he says "i'm not a homosexual"...

I would think a human male is closer to a human female as a mate than a dolphin female is, but evidently this is not the case. Mr Brenner sounded disgusted at the thought.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Justgot2thinking
I'm a Mom, a Grandma and a nice person.
06:45 PM on 10/12/2011
The family DOG! This guy is a totally horny pervert! Poor animals. I wonder if his daughter "lost" any of her hamsters! Sick-O.
03:21 PM on 10/10/2011
This is a joke, right? This reads like something from The Onion.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
billywms
09:28 PM on 09/30/2011
that's disgusting & animal rape!-how could aol & the huffington put up a story about sex with animals & treat it as if it is the norm-shame on you huffington &aol shame on you.
06:24 PM on 09/27/2011
Now to introduce his son Dolphin Boy.
08:18 PM on 09/26/2011
Hey everyone. on this artilce[ Malcolm Brenner Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin In 'Wet Goddess'] , I really blundered. I said "Where do you think venerable disease (MEANING VENEREAL DISEASE) comes from. A sharp reader and commentator , PUZZLR, caught my error and replied and in pointing out my error was rude. I want everyone to know that I take CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM WELL, however, in correcting me and pointing out my errors, do not become insulting, condescending, rude, nor pompous. I suppose that using VENERABLE was subconciously (I may have misspelled that) shows my strict Catholic upbringing and my Catholic High School Education. When I attempt to joke inappropraitely, I mess up. At any rate, PUZZLR caught my error, you catch VENEREAL DISEASE.
If you become venerable, that is a good thing :-) Who let Martha Stewart into the house?!
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Puzzlr
thegrouphugdotorg
10:14 PM on 09/27/2011
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that perhaps your skin is a bit too thin to for this site. You can't read an insult into something as innocuous as a 'dunno'. If you continue to do that, then it'll only raise your blood pressure and we don't want that.

After reading your post, all I could think of was a witty comment (to me anyway) on your misspelled word. I laughed a long time at my reply and had hoped you would as well (most people would have laughed and moved on). But seeing as how you didn't and still can't get over this harmless reply (at your expense), says a lot. I hope you decide to stick around, but you need to leave all that baggage at (the proverbial) door.
photo
HUFFPOST COMMUNITY MODERATOR
NikitaAhn
Peace is its own reward.
01:46 AM on 09/29/2011
Dude, I read that thread and Puzzlr didn't do anything out of line or rude. It was an offhand joke, not even particularly sarcastic in nature, and you flew off the handle about it repeatedly. And now you're making a separate post attacking him/her? Chill out. You're callling Puzzlr 'childish' and immature and yet you're throwing a virtual tantrum over a simple, non-offensive joke. You're making far more of an issue out of this than anyone else and calling far more attention to your lack of grammatical skills than Puzzlr ever did. You really should either grow a thicker skin and learn to accept light, harmless teasing humor or focus more on your writing skills if you're going to get so worked up over someone pointing out an error.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Puzzlr
thegrouphugdotorg
05:11 PM on 09/26/2011
"If Brenner is to be believed, the dolphin courted him."

That's what they all say, bub.
02:17 PM on 09/27/2011
**He sounds remarkably like the pedophiles who claim "That 3 year old girl wanted me. I was seduced."
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
oxjr
09:55 AM on 09/26/2011
Don't they do this kinda thing on Star Trek all the time??
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
StephenJK
All your consciousness are belong to us
09:14 AM on 09/26/2011
So I'm reading about 99% of the comments here are negative. And I'm pretty sure those 99% of people are largely ignorant of just how sexually aggressive dolphins can be. Why don't you 99% go look it up. Do something to educate yourselves other than that ridiculous bible you keep banging on the table.
09:40 AM on 09/26/2011
What does the Bible have to do with this... are you condoning this man sexing a dolphin? There are plenty of animals who are sexually aggressive--does that mean it is okay to have sex with them?
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
StephenJK
All your consciousness are belong to us
11:19 AM on 09/26/2011
Uhhh, have you been reading the thread (and all the holy rollers posting their holier than thou BS) or was it just the mention of learning something outside of the bible that bothered you?

Plenty of animals that are sexually aggressive? I'm not talking leg humping by your little shih-tzu. And I'm not talking about Grizzly bears who want to maul you out of sexual frustration due to their inability to find a mate during mating season.

Are you too stubborn to go look it up and educate yourself that this pattern of behavior is very common in dolphin pods out in the wild. In THEIR environment. Not even in captivity. They will even go so far as to pick a human out, isolate them from the rest and make their advances on you one-on-one.

Don't even bother replying. I know by your tone that you were offended and have no interest in debating the topic.
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Mrsbean54
08:59 AM on 09/26/2011
"Brenner said he might consider another relationship with a dolphin in the future."

Lock up your dolphins! Dude is craaaaaaaaaaaazy....
photo
marecek
What has always made the state a hell on earth has
05:15 AM on 09/26/2011
Perhaps I am totally naive, but isn't this just a joke?
This user has chosen to opt out of the Badges program
photo
scarletxoxoxo
I was born in a ditch and I eat babies.
11:12 AM on 09/26/2011
I hope so.
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
sadwitness
Haters have no effect on me. I'm idiot proof.
02:03 AM on 10/13/2011
I don't think so...I looked ew
photo
HUFFPOST SUPER USER
Christina-Xena
That little Voice in your Head...is mine.
01:53 AM on 09/26/2011
Wasn't the phrase "Free Willy!"??......not "fu*k Tilly!"