If anyone was going to do a TV retrospective on Naomi Campbell's life, we would've assumed it'd be an "E! True Hollywood Story," complete with exclusive interviews with Carol White and that housekeeper who got hit with a phone.
But in fact CNBC is doing the honors, featuring the supermodel on its CNBC Meets series for a 30-minute look back on Campbell's life.
Tania Bryer, the program's presenter, will have an exclusive interview with Naomi herself. But don't get too excited -- CNBC says on its website that the show will focus mainly on Campbell's "many fundraising activities particularly through her high profile charity Fashion For Relief."
Sounds, um, thrilling.
Luckily, a cast of characters will show up to give their two cents, including Quincy Jones and Simon Le Bon and Nick Rhodes talking about that Duran Duran video
We're not holding our breath.
The interview is set to air on September 28th. Read more at CNBC.com.