On Tuesday's "Late Show," Letterman embraced his inner child and presented the "Top 10 Ways Country Would Be Differen Chris Christie Presidency," or to put it more succinctly, "Top 10 Chris Christie Fat Jokes."
The New Jersey governor's weight has become a topic of much conversation. The women of "The View" discussed the possibility of a fat president, meanwhile MSNBC host Martin Bashir was criticized for a report on Christie that contained more than a few weight puns.
But Letterman threw discretion to the wind with this Top 10 list, making it clear that a Christie presidency would be an-all-you-can-eat buffet* for joke-writers.
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