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Stow Lake Boathouse Poop Pile Discovered By New Operators

First Posted: 09/28/11 10:18 PM ET Updated: 11/28/11 05:12 AM ET

Stow Lake Poop

When the long-time operators of the Stow Lake boathouse vacated the premises earlier this month after a nasty legal battle, the new operators came in to discover that the old ones left them a present.

Poop. The present was poop, sitting under a bright red Beanie Baby.

The San Francisco Examiner's Melissa Griffin reports:

When a group of people went to the boathouse...they walked past the "welcome" mound and into the kitchen, which was spick-and-span except for the following items: a Bible, a stuffed crow and a picture that one friend described as "the love child of Tina Fey and Mike Myers."

Bitter feelings from the boathouse's old operators toward its new ones is to be expected.

The city-owned boathouse had been in Bruce McLellan's family since its construction over 68 years ago. Over the past five years, the city's Recreation and Parks Department repeatedly put the contract for the boathouse out to bid, rejecting each of the proposals it received as offering insufficient capital improvements.

Eventually, the department settled on a proposal from New Mexico-based Ortega Family Enterprises.

McLellan felt the selection process was unfair and that he was being railroaded out of his long-held family business. He sued the city and the resulting litigation brought to light that Parks Department officials had instructed Ortega to hire a specific lobbyist to shepherd their bid though the approval process. The resulting scandal shook city government and ended with the high-profile lobbyist resigning from his advisory position on the Dennis Herrera and George Gasćon campaigns.

Even so, the eviction went through and McLellan was forced to vacate the boathouse by 5pm on September 15th. When the new owners came in at 5:01pm that evening, the poop was discovered.

Though Ortega is currently in the process of moving into the boathouse, there's still a chance McLellan will be reinstated if he comes out victorious in another lawsuit winding its way though the courts. "I am confident we will prevail [in that suit] and I'll be reinstated as the operator of the boathouse," McLellan said. "I'm going to come back in a year and all the improvements they're making, they will have made for me."

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SteveDenver
Progressive and liberal, just like Jesus Christ.
05:45 AM on 10/07/2011
My brother-in-law "Brian" sublet a loft in L.A. while he was there for two months on business. The guy he rented it from returned in two weeks because his job fell through. He said "Brian" could stay. It was hell and "Brian" was too busy to find another place.

When "Brian's" business gig was over, the guy had left town for a couple of weeks. Brian packed up, did a walk-through with the real estate agent, then inserted ziplock baggies of raw hamburger into the false walls (typical industrial loft construction) and turned up the air conditioner so the meat would take longer to spoil.

"Brian" didn't get his deposit back, but it was worth it. The real estate agent said "someone" put meat between the false walls, which put off a horrifying stench, attracted 1000s of flies and eventually the walls bulged with mag-gots.
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Max Shaw
My micro-bio is no longer empty.
03:44 PM on 10/04/2011
How MUCH poop?
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SteveDenver
Progressive and liberal, just like Jesus Christ.
05:33 AM on 10/07/2011
I wondered the same thing. And was it human or dog or ???
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Max Shaw
My micro-bio is no longer empty.
04:57 PM on 10/07/2011
In my head I imagine there to be a massive human height sized pile with a single beanie baby on top. lol.
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mariusvinchi
Saint Lucia is looking better and better every day
12:27 AM on 10/04/2011
McClellan should have included the improvements the contract called for in his bid to maintain control. Simply because his family had a rubber stamp renewal ever year for the last 68 years doesn't entitle him to special consideration.
12:04 PM on 10/03/2011
Where do I contribute to Mr. McLellan's legal fund.
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Vivicca Whitsett
Actor, Comedian, Host, Activist
06:18 PM on 09/30/2011
See what happens when you let a beanie baby loose with a package of ExLax...bad beanie baby!
04:15 PM on 09/30/2011
Poop piles? Is there not any news? Does the Enquire own this site?
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infrwksnj
02:52 PM on 09/30/2011
Hey, when a Beanie Baby needs to go - it needs to go !
01:52 PM on 09/30/2011
A classic california statement. They have been pooping on america since ww2
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sf girl
I like my micro-bio empty.
03:29 PM on 09/30/2011
How so?
01:36 PM on 09/30/2011
ONLY IN SAN FRANCISCO WHERE I DONT SEE STEERS
01:01 PM on 09/30/2011
Yep, sell it to mexicans so that the cartels have a way to continue to bring their drugs in.
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sf girl
I like my micro-bio empty.
03:30 PM on 09/30/2011
They are from New Mexico, not Mexico. It's an American company.
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mariusvinchi
Saint Lucia is looking better and better every day
12:23 AM on 10/04/2011
You've been sampling the local Peyote haven't you?
Could you make your racism and gross xenophobic generalizations any clearer?
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Henssis1
12:30 PM on 09/30/2011
Nasty, Nasty, Nasty...Frigging idiot!!!
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hlnpayne
11:52 AM on 09/30/2011
thats very nasty.. i hope he loses, there was no cause for that
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Risky Rich
11:40 AM on 09/30/2011
All I want to know is, Where did he throw the used tiolet paper?
11:36 AM on 09/30/2011
I want to know about the "stuffed crow"
02:15 PM on 09/30/2011
I'm curious about the Bible.
11:34 AM on 09/30/2011
Wow, taking a dump is national headlines now........