Patton Oswalt stopped by "Conan" Thursday night to talk about Weight Watchers and Disneyland, among other things. Apparently the comedian, who somehow found time between all of the 5-Second Films he was putting out this summer to release a new stand-up album, "Finest Hour," has just about had it with all of the male comedians out there losing weight.
"I saw Jonah Hill -- he looks magnificent!" he told Conan. "If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there."
Luckily, he seems to have Andy Richter's full support and solidarity to remain full-figured.
"As long as there's cheese in the world," Richter kidded.
Things take a turn for the dramatic when Conan tries to talk about Oswalt's new Adult Swim show, "The Heart, She Holler" -- a live-action soap opera "about folk who ain’t never used soap or seen an opera." Check out the full interview below to see what we mean.
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