While no players scored during Bayern Munich's 0-0 draw with Hoffenheim on Saturday, one couple apparently did.
According to Goal.com, a couple was photographed having sex at Rhein-Necker Arena during the game, and apparently didn't care who noticed.
"I thought it did not look right," a reader-reporter told Bild. "They had absolutely no inhibitions. Both pulled their pants down and went at it. The people around them apparently were not disturbed. The ushers noticed the commotion and urged the two to stop immediately."
While spontaneity and passion are key ingredients in any lasting romance, this might go a bit too far, given the crowd of more than 30,000 people, which likely included many children.
The amorous couple was ultimately ejected from the stadium under threat of public indecency.
Dirty Tackle was able to procure some of the not-too-revealing pictures of the incident.
This is far from the first instance of European soccer intersecting with sex in a bizarre situation. Nives Celsius, a former nude model who actually signed a one-game contract with a Croation soccer team as a publicity stunt, caused a stir in 2009 when she revealed that she had sex with her Husband, Croation footballer Dino Drpic, in the middle of the pitch at Maksimir stadium. Granted, the act didn't occur during a game--although with this incident in Germany it seems we're one step closer to this scenario.