Emergency Teddy Bear Has All The Essentials (PHOTO)

10/03/2011 10:30 am ET | Updated Dec 03, 2011

Now, this is a Teddy Bear picnic we can all get behind.

Let's be honest, in an apocalyptic emergency, what's going to be more important to have on hand; fishing line or vodka? And this emergency kit has the added bonus of preparing you to make the brave choice in the face of an insurmountable zombie attack. Just do some light reading, chug the vodka, enjoy a last smoke, and employ the ample rope. No fuss, no brain-eating muss.

Bonus: If you have a little extra time before the undead break through your door, you might also be able to make use of the condoms and "miscellaneous" supplies.