Look, we're all sad that Andy Rooney will no longer add his colorful gripes to the end of "60 Minutes." He was simply unbeatable as a voice of the people, when it comes to complaining about socks, rock and roll and everyday minutiae.
But when you've done a job so long can you really walk away so easily? Jimmy Fallon doesn't think so. Last night on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," he gave us a glimpse of what Rooney's first day of retirement probably looked like. Just as you cannot tell an ape to stop swinging from trees, you cannot tell an Andy Rooney to stop complaining.