10/04/2011 02:10 pm ET | Updated Feb 20, 2014

Ultimate Bachelor Pad Across The Street From Giants Stadium (PHOTOS)

San Francisco knows the successful bachelor (Zuckerberg cockiness, Wilson quirkiness and enough Flajnik sweetness to forgive the suit and backpack combo), and we've housed a few good ones in our day. But as twilight sets on some of our favorite once-bachelors (Bruce Wayne Gavin Newsom) we're craving a start-up worthy remodel for our upcoming retired-at-40.

Introducing: the ultimate San Francisco bachelor pad. Housed in the Towers at Embarcadero South (read: across the street from AT&T Park), this stylish two-bedroom is a mere post-game stroll from Momo's, 25 Lusk and 330 Ritch, making it an all too convenient spot for "just one drink."

The condo offers two levels and 1,293 square feet, with a stunning updated kitchen with Italian tile Caesarstone counters and stainless appliances. Each bedroom features a masculine bathroom and walk-in closet, and an extra room makes for a perfect home office. A small, private patio is an ideal spot for coffee or wine, and, of course, the most happening pool in the city is just outside your door.

The condo is listed at $799,000, in addition to a sizeable monthly HOA fee (why don't you pour yourself a drink before we define "sizeable") that includes high-speed Internet, a 24-hour doorman, valet, garbage/water, maintenance, homeowners insurance, security, a gym and exercise course, a barbecue area, a roof deck and use of the spa and pool. All-in-all, we think it's a small price to pay for living the dream.

And, don't worry. Should your own bachelor twilight come calling, the condo is also about a mile from the Ferry Building and the Design Center.

See the listing at SFARMLS and check out pictures in our slideshow below: