10/05/2011 02:13 pm ET | Updated Dec 05, 2011

'Every Essay Ever Written' Hits Close To Home (PICTURE)

Every student has been there: it's the night before a deadline and you're sitting at your desk wracking your brain to throw together an essay that looks and sounds as if you care. It's a common problem, so one person out there was wise enough to make this handy template to help people out.

So if you're not sure how to kickstart your B.S. paper and you need some inspiration, look no further, friends: