If you thought the Shake Weight was a bad idea, then you'll think the Free Flexor is a joke. The wildly inappropriate new workout device seems like something a late night show writing team would make up, but it isn't.
No, thanks to the Free Flexor, comedy writers have to work even harder to come up with a piece of exercise equipment that is even more obviously sexual and ridiculous-looking. Fortunately, "Jimmy Kimmel Live" was up to the challenge, and on Wednesday night's show they introduced the Tug Toner.
Finally, the subtle art of looking like you're pleasuring yourself while toning your muscles has reached its apex.
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