Okay, so it ain't exactly the Royal Wedding--though there have been, er, comparisons--but we can't pretend we haven't been looking forward to the Kardashian nuptials with at least some of the same shameless excitement that characterized William and Kate's Big Day.
From that day in 2007 when the Kardashian clan first landed in our living rooms in the form of their reality show, we've warmed to their peculiar charms (that may have something to do with the fact that you can literally see their faces on television at any given moment, any time of the day -- thank you, E! Network!) So we're not too proud to admit that we watched on Sunday night, and we're watching again Monday -- and don't pretend you aren't either. (We're hoping Kim and Kris actually tie the knot in the second part of this "fairytale"; did anyone else feel like they were watching an extra-long episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" on Sunday?)
So pop the champagne and follow Part II of our live-blog for up-to-the-minute updates sure to sate your guilty-pleasure cravings for the week. Follow us on Twitter for even more live coverage of this, ahem, momentous event.
10/10/2011 11:04 PM EDT
Kim says bye
|@ KimKardashian : What did you guys think of my wedding? Can't believe its all over! #KimKWedding|
10/10/2011 11:01 PM EDT
|@ huffpostwedding : ANNNNDDDD we're done. Abrupt ending, nice dresses. #KimKWedding Need more? http://t.co/tVoeYn0I|
10/10/2011 11:00 PM EDT
OK, this is the part we actually wanted to SEE, and we're getting a reprise of Kardashian life moments? I mean, c'mon!
10/10/2011 10:57 PM EDT
|@ RyanSeacrest : Since @KimKardashian had dad's shirt on left side of her dress, Bruce Jenner was on her right so she walked down aisle w/ both. #KimKWedding|
10/10/2011 10:56 PM EDT
Why is Brody Jenner getting so much screen time?
Seriously? This is Kim and Kris' wedding, not a reprise of "The Hills"!
10/10/2011 10:55 PM EDT
"Til Death do us Part"
Producers cut away to another passive-aggressive comment from Khloe as the two exchange their vows.
"We're married, is that weird?" says Kim as they head back down the aisle.
Yeah, kind of.
10/10/2011 10:52 PM EDT
Here comes the bride!
The music swells as she walks down the aisle with Bruce Jenner. The altar looks kind of like the palace from "Alladin." Plus, we're kinda distracted by the bow on Kris Jenner's dress.
10/10/2011 10:47 PM EDT
|@ KourtneyKardash : I can't keep it together when I see @KimKardashian cry when she sees my dad's clothes. The tears! I can't control it. #kimkwedding|
10/10/2011 10:46 PM EDT
Kourtney trips down the aisle holding son Mason!
10/10/2011 10:46 PM EDT
The black-and-white affair begins.