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Onion News Network: President Obama Punches Wall Street Banker In Face (VIDEO)


First Posted: 10/12/11 02:25 PM ET Updated: 12/12/11 05:12 AM ET

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Obama Punch Onion

In a report from Onion News Network, President Obama affirmed his solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street Protestors by punching a Wall Street banker in the face. Since the punching, his approval ratings have skyrocketed to record numbers.

No word on exactly why Obama punched the banker outside of sheer, visceral hatred of his stupid annoying face.

Although Obama has been accused of being Wall Street's best friend in the past and has been reluctant to endorse Occupy Wall Street, perhaps this physical demonstration will precede additional policy changes. Watch "Onion News Network" on Tuesdays at 10:00 p.m. EST on IFC for additional coverage.

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President's Approval Rating Soars After Punching Wall Street Banker in Face

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In a report from Onion News Network, President Obama affirmed his solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street Protestors by punching a Wall Street banker in the face. Since the punching, his approval ratin...
In a report from Onion News Network, President Obama affirmed his solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street Protestors by punching a Wall Street banker in the face. Since the punching, his approval ratin...
In a report from Onion News Network, President Obama affirmed his solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street Protestors by punching a Wall Street banker in the face. Since the punching, his approval ratin...
In a report from Onion News Network, President Obama affirmed his solidarity with the Occupy Wall Street Protestors by punching a Wall Street banker in the face. Since the punching, his approval ratin...
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lexsird
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10:21 AM on 10/15/2011
Oh my! That was my first good laugh of the day! Thanks Onion.
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JISantiago
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02:50 AM on 10/15/2011
Reality is hard to come by. The next best thing is to dream about it. It still gives you a nice feeling!
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06:20 PM on 10/14/2011
God, I love The Onion
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Burden of Truth
just because you said it does not mean it is true
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04:51 PM on 10/14/2011
I so wish that this did happen
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Astrid Fernandez
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02:10 PM on 10/14/2011
Seems more like a Biden move, if the banker had insulted his mother.
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Shikamaru
Ding! Fries are Done.
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01:14 PM on 10/14/2011
it must've been funny... work blocks it...
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demisfine
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10:27 AM on 10/14/2011
I wish it was McConnell on the receiving end.
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JonnyTruant
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08:48 PM on 10/13/2011
Ahhh... we can dream, can't we?
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01:28 PM on 10/13/2011
That's funny!
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olafTheAwesome
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10:49 AM on 10/13/2011
Hilarious!
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casaroonc
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07:54 AM on 10/13/2011
IF ONLY!
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06:10 AM on 10/13/2011
Do you think his approval rating would only be 91%?
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Pandoras Folly
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08:54 AM on 10/14/2011
yeah he's still black and a democrat. it would be something like 97% if it wasn't an "approval rating" but a "yeah he's doing allright" rating
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02:10 AM on 10/13/2011
"YES!!!!!!! IN THA FAAAAACE!!!!" -The Hangover
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11:32 PM on 10/12/2011
We can dream can't we? Maybe in 2013 we'll see "The Rock Obama"?

In all fairness though, I went down as a volunteer to help the Audubon with Volunteer outreach programs following the gulf spill and I spoke to several undersecretaries and assistants that were traveling with the Presidential entourage (We were staying in the same hotel and a few drinks can loosen anyone's tongue) and they were saying they hoped the office Obama was meeting with BP reps in had "chair-proof windows" because Obama was furious. I would've loved to have seen him loose his cool on them. Not surprising they immediately offered a massive pay-out to help the people effected within days of him coming down. ;)
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04:46 PM on 10/12/2011
hahahhahaa
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