Hey gang, listen up! We've got some important news for you!
We know you kids like to spend your time indoors with your Pound Puppies and ColecoVision, but there are these things called bicycles -- bikes, if you're hip -- and it's important to be safe when you're riding them.
What's that you say, you've never ridden a bike before? No problem! Just watch this cool-as-ice video full of that easy-to-understand rapping language you love, like "with the greatest of ease."
And remember: Always. Follow. The rules. Of Sam's bike safety school. RAH!
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