With the 2012 presidential election just about a year away, it's hard to believe how many GOP candidates have entered the race without there being a clear frontrunner. Mitt Romney doesn't seem to do it for conservative voters anymore, and Rick Perry's popularity was higher BEFORE he actually entered the race. And don't even get us started on Michele Bachmann.
But now, the Onion News Network is reporting that yet another Republican candidate has thrown in his hat, and this time voters are absolutely enthralled with his low-key, Washington outsider ways.
What's so special about newcomer John Clarkson? Let's just say, he's so good, he could win the nomination in his sleep.