"Hey coach, let me in! I've been practicing all week.
I know there's a lockout, but come on! My crossover's tighter than ever.
I've been doing sprints! I can do the three man weave by myself, that's how committed I am to the team.
Just give me a shot! I may not be tall, and I know weighing three pounds four ounces makes me lighter than the other players, but I love the game, coach! Let me out on that court and I'll wow 'em. I know it!"
- This kitten
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