Last week at the 2011 Scream Awards things felt more romantic than horrific thanks Colin Farrell's sweet introduction for Robert Downey Jr.
Farrell, who will star in the upcoming "Total Recall" remake, began his his speech by saying "When I think of a hero, I think of one name. He's bold, he's bad, and I find him kind of attractive," before launching into an original "very emotional" ode.
The poem, in which Farrell admits he doesn't like boys "in that way" but that Downey Jr. is still his "cup of tea," celebrates the "Iron Man" actor and his "big balls" and "wicked wit."
Wouldn't they make an adorable couple? Perhaps in some alternate universe somewhere...
See the full introduction above.