20 Reasons It Sucks To Be A Dog On Halloween
Dumb As A Blog:
Halloween is that night of the year where children get to shovel candy into their greedy, drooling little mouths and adults get to dress up like "slutty" pirates or nurse (forgetting that fact that pirates were 19th century terrorists and nurses change bedpans).
But you know who doesn't win on Halloween? Our four-legged friends, who are forced by their owners to wear humiliating outfits. Where is PETA when you need them?